Who is John Holmes?
and I'm also sure he must be aware that he hasn't exactly got a massive cock, so why would me lying to him about it make him feel any better?
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

true
but your answer could be read as evasive, and thus reflect negatively on him.

When it comes to their cocks, men can be as mental as women are about everything else.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

And there is a difference between being aware that you could never work in porn
and being told by the girl you're screwing that actually in comparison to a load of other average people, you are at the bottom end of the bell curve.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

+end

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

*snort*
click!
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Yes, I know, I was going for the subtle double entendre

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Well then basically there is no good or right answer
either I lie to his face, which I don't want to do, or I hurt his feelings. Hence thinking evasive is the way to go.
Plus, yes I've had men with larger cocks but who were also incredibly shit in bed. So... *shrugs* I prefer it the other way round.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

You just said you *didn't* prefere it the other way round
make your mind up!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Eh wut?
No, I meant a man with a smaller cock who knows what he's doing with it.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

In yer bumbum?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

oh my god we're like *so* alike!
BFFs for evah!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

*medium-height-fives*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

She might be saying no, but her eyes are saying yes
She's like Jacky out of HOllyoaks.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

surprisesexloz

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Silly berk
boys always think they have a massive cock, when in reality most of them just *are* massive cocks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

A girl might be aware that she's a gigantic wobbling leviathan
but she wouldn't want me marching right in and confirming it, would she? Same deal.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)