Bread is not your friend.
I miss bread.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:31, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bread is my friend
which is why I'm glad I lost weight without cutting it out of my life
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

You don't knead it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

D'OH!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)

*golf clap*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:40, Reply)

It was the yeast I could do, Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)

With that yeast pun you really have raised the standard.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I'm pastrydemption, Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

That's awful.
I have muffin to offer in reply.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I'm loaf to admit
but you're right.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)

My sides are split tin

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Stop trying to butter me up, Jeff.
That last bun pun was half baked and we both know it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I don't like this (bread) stick I'm getting.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:53, Reply)

That's because you're an utter crouton.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I thought you'd have just asked me to leaven the Internet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Right, I'm telling my naan on you for that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:00, Reply)

She won't comfort you or give you any pitta.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:03, Reply)

If there was an award for the worst pun
I'd baguette in an instant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:55, Reply)

You've scone too far, now.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Monty and his rye posts.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:59, Reply)

pffft
http://www.thecomet.net/home/village_s_nice_baps_comes_under_fire_1_847185
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I'm going there tomorrow now
To get a large bloomer and a big pair of tits.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Those amusing scousers
I thought it was a documentry.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Boswell lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

what does poidh mean?
and SKILL whilst you're at it!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Pictures or it didn't happen.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

*shakes head*
The fun we could have had.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Piss Off Idiot Dick Head

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)

you'd miss me if I was gone

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Shall we try it?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:51, Reply)

*lower lip starts to wobble* - *infinite chins join in*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:52, Reply)

*mecha-tsunami wrecks developing world*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Good, workshy, freeloading, radioactive bastards.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:55, Reply)

YEAH.
They come over here, spending their millions in Burberry, going to our fashion colleges and being really fit (the girls that is)....damn them TO HELL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:01, Reply)