"Pugh! Pugh! Barney McGrew! Cuthbert! Dibble! and Grubb!"
Captain Flack said that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

And he knew what he was talking about.

( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Fuckin' right he did.
How are you today Blousie, caught up with your lost sleep and is your mum feeling better?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:35, Reply)

Yeah! she's ok. Came back from the family meal about an hour ago.
I was tired this morning but I'm ok now.

What you been up to?
( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:39, Reply)

I've been working.
I need to go and get a bottle of wine in a minute.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:43, Reply)

I really fancy a drink too.
Come on Jeff, talk me into it.
( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:44, Reply)

I'll step into the bigger mans shoes
Do drinking, BGB. What harm can possibly come of it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Too late!
I've opened the bottle : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Good
I commend you to the house.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:52, Reply)

I'm in my, 'I'm fat and I don't care because no-one is ever going to see me naked again anyway' mood.
So bring it on.
( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Other than Pervy Wilf of Todmorden
With his telescopic lenses.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:56, Reply)

He likes me on the chubby side does old Wilf.

( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:57, Reply)

He thinks it's always foggy in Tod
That's just his breath steaming the telescope up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 19:01, Reply)

I wonder if Pervy Wilf knows 'Stringy Bob' who is mentioned in this sond
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FR842KUaOw
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 19:02, Reply)

I'm slipping into
a melodramatic 'no one will ever love me! wah wah wah!' mode. Must try and avoid
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 19:04, Reply)

I get that but the alcohol stops me from caring so much.

( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 19:10, Reply)

I think that'd just make me want to
cuddle up with someone more

/lame
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 19:13, Reply)

I'm just trying not to think about it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Have a drink Blousie.
HAVE A DRINK!

Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Enjoy yourself while you're still in the pink.

( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:49, Reply)

The years go by, as quickly as you blink...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.

( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:52, Reply)

he got it right every time

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:38, Reply)

And here is he great man in action.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P5wcCuNZbY
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:41, Reply)

aww, I'm all misty eyed
and nostalgic, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:43, Reply)

I have a boxed set
Of all the Chigley and Trumpton and Camberwick Green programmes.

Comfort watching.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Alright TD
It's been a while.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Yes it has
I'm doubly handicapped this evening by being pleasantly drunk and trying to work my new laptop.

I've dragged myself into the 90's and bought my first ever laptop which is all a bit of a learning curve.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:50, Reply)

WooHoo!
You'll be trying balsamic vinigar next.
( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I'm buying one of those phones soon
That does internet and stuff.

I really am spectacularly backward when it comes to technology.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:54, Reply)

when it comes to technology

Sorry. It was too obvious.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Guilty as charged.
I am, sometimes, a man of my time for better or worse.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Were you all confused the first time you got a TV with Teletext?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:52, Reply)

You overestimate me
I really am a technological retard. I've not actually mastered the concept of using this wireless yet.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:59, Reply)

If it makes you feel any better.
Orange sent me a fancy new HTC mobile phone upgrade about 2 months ago. It is still in the box as it looks a little on the complicated side.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 19:00, Reply)

I was telling someone the other day
A story of my schooldays. This,bear in mind, was 1983.

They introduced an O level in Computer Studies and us bright kids were instructed not to go for it because "it'd be a waste of your abilities."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 19:12, Reply)