This weekend has been a good one!
Nice day on Saturday meant pissing about in the sun with the kids. Went round the local around 4.30 for an early Mother's Day tea with Mrs Cow and the kids. Ordered food and kids started to kick off as they were hungry. I wandered over to the gambler to show them the lights, etc and stuck £3 in. Daughter presses buttons and dropped the jackpot of £70! WIN!

Food arrives - Moroccan spiced lamb, cooked rare and served with cous cous and roasted veg. Topping it was a Merguez sausage which is fucking amazing! top notch grub indeed, washed down with a few pints of Budvar

Sunday, take Mrs Cow breakfast in bed and chocs/cards. Off down to the beach for an hour, then back home for hotdogs. Mam and Dad round on the afternoon in the sun, then Sunday roast chicken dinner, followed by lovely local ice cream.

Only blot on the landscape was Sunderland getting ass raped by Man City. Ho hum

This week I have work, work and more work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 9:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

breakfast

had to be done.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

It was a bit difficult with the kids standing there
God loves a tryer though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Morning mate, glad you had a good one
Football embargo today I think?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I don't think so
Filled to the brim with glee, I am.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Understandably so
However your timing is awful
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I can't really be arsed with the footy at the moment
Much like Sunderland, it seems
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

We have Sunderland next week
Nice timing for us, it would seem.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

We will probably win next week
'cos that's what we do. 7 games and 1 point most likely means we will win the next 3 or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Or it could mean that you're shit
I know what you mean though, under diMatteo we had a terrible run, then beat Everton and Newcastle by a country mile, then another terrible run.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)

We are shit, yes
But I think at some point Muntari and Sessegnon will remember that they can play football
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)