Against Chompy
that's a technical knock-out. There can be no more rounds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I found her twitter and was going to do a big
AH HA here's something you said on twitter that makes you seem silly, but I can't be bothered to read more than 5 tweets before wanting to kill myself.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Oh, I'm sure.
But, you know, a mimsy. She's probably got breasts as well.

I like breasts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

She's pretty attractive by b3ta standards
if a picture of her on rollerskates being pulled by a dog is anything to go by.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

that's a tampax advert, you fucking imbecile.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I got distracted by the Telly

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

You'll have to work a little harder to find the pics of me in my undercrackers
But good stalking nonetheless
(cheerymaddox 'Quite cute when not talking', Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Just gaz them to me please
I had a tough weekend.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Have you remembered your bra today?
What exciting online updates
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

She did a bbc news link Rory.
I think we might be destined for each other.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

So you won't die alone, oh boy !!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I'M GOING TO GET HER NAME TATTOOED ON ME TONIGHT!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

OH DEAR SOMEONES DECIDED TO PROTECT THEIR SHIT BEAKERING TWEETS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Haha...oh.

(cheerymaddox 'Quite cute when not talking', Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

You are a harsh man!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)

That's why we love him.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

It's my fully patented method of never receiving offers of casual sex from internet randoms

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

How's that working out for you?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Like a dream

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Not doing much to improve the "internet stalker" tag there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

haha, that too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Meh the tags already there.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Oh no my online presence makes me look silly. How surprising

(cheerymaddox 'Quite cute when not talking', Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

He's talking to Chompy
Chompy has a reputation for finding people's user accounts on other sites very rapidly. Aka 'Net Stalking'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Honestly dont worry about the stalking.
You shouldn't use the same username everywhere though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Any more tips on how not to be stalked? I need them

(cheerymaddox 'Quite cute when not talking', Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)

It's too late, we've found out where you live now and everything

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Your facebooks pretty locked down
you're better than most.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I'm just going to try and disappear now. you guys are scary :-(

(cheerymaddox 'Quite cute when not talking', Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Noooooooo
You're one of the more fun noobs.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

*tsk* Now look what you've done

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I feel bad now :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Credit where credit's due, this one lasted 72 minutes before flouncing
A board record perhaps
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)