Yay i have a friend
Yes, yes you did :-)
(cheerymaddox 'Quite cute when not talking', Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Shit, no ganging up on us ok?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I'm scared, Noel.
Hold me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

S'alright badger, I'll call Miss if they kick off.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Can I hold you?
I only want to cup.
(Necromental is a voice., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

OK.
But no reacharounds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

No way man!
I'm not a poof, futon, sofa.
(Necromental is a voice., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Are you actually in Rob Brydon's seventh or even possibly sixth favourite novelty music act then?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Oh that was aimed at me?
No, sorry. I can just about play the claves and once played a 'Riff' on a leccy guitar but that's as far as I go. Nowadays I just humm.

Like a fridge.
(Necromental is a voice., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I like it when my fridge bubbles and squishes, it reminds me of being in the womb.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Ours actually moos...
...and I live where there are actual cows sometimes present. It is quite amusing to find ones mother searching for cows only to find that the fridge has the soul of a cow as a power source.

Once at a mates farm I heard a cow enunciate perfectly "Werr."
(Necromental is a voice., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)