My cousin named his firstborn son Jordan
It was in reference to the country his mother died in. And predated the rise to fame of that ghastly inflatable sex doll by some years. Poor kid. Grew up in Bolton, too. Never had a chance.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My mate has a son called Paris
Make of that what you will
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Your mate is a bender
That's what I make of it. Any objections or alternative suggestions, B3ta?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)

He is a 6'4" ex-Navy guy with a skinhead
Paris just does not compute
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Yes it does
He shaves his head and was in the Navy. You're just lending weight to my argument. Benders can be tall too!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

You can tell him then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Eh, effort

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Why? Paris is a boy's name.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

The Homeric Paris was a cunt though.
It's like naming your child after Alan fucking Sugar or somesuch wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I think it was the copulation point

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I thank the lord
that I'm not called Conneticut
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

i know a girl that's done the same, but she has a girl
apparently she's a gypsy
well her family are gypsys
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)

They must have nicked the name from somewhere then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Hilton, I'd wager

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)