Or this, one of the funniest things I've seen in the news for ages
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12957319
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What a nut job fayed is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I loved hearing his comment on it
"football fans will love it, if other stupid fans don't appreciate the contribution he has made to the world they can go to hell"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

As mr b3th quipped earlier today
Someone should get the boys round to take care of it...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Oh this is the funniest thing I've heard in ages
"I've got lots of money and this is my club and I want to put up a statue of my famous friend and if the fans don't like it they can fuck off"

The only bad thing is that the statue isn't very good. They should have a Jacko impersonator stood atop the plinth, dancing on matchdays.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

he commissioned it to go in Harrods before he sold the place
the dancing impersonator would have been better. and more convincing. the statue isn't even white!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Who says Harrods is now a tacky tourist trap rather?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

He's obviously gone for "Jacko Classic"
I'd happily volunteer to be the dancing impersonator, the man has just sold Harrods so should be able to afford the hours of dance lessons it'll take. Just.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I love the picture of him matching the statue

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)