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Chompy wants a new thread
What shall we talk about?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:17, 179 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Boobs

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Or this, one of the funniest things I've seen in the news for ages
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12957319
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)
What a nut job fayed is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I loved hearing his comment on it
"football fans will love it, if other stupid fans don't appreciate the contribution he has made to the world they can go to hell"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)
As mr b3th quipped earlier today
Someone should get the boys round to take care of it...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Oh this is the funniest thing I've heard in ages
"I've got lots of money and this is my club and I want to put up a statue of my famous friend and if the fans don't like it they can fuck off"

The only bad thing is that the statue isn't very good. They should have a Jacko impersonator stood atop the plinth, dancing on matchdays.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)
he commissioned it to go in Harrods before he sold the place
the dancing impersonator would have been better. and more convincing. the statue isn't even white!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Who says Harrods is now a tacky tourist trap rather?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
He's obviously gone for "Jacko Classic"
I'd happily volunteer to be the dancing impersonator, the man has just sold Harrods so should be able to afford the hours of dance lessons it'll take. Just.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I love the picture of him matching the statue

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Dear God.
Has it really come to this?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)
it is THE NUMBER ONE conversation killer

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)
even above
bloody minges?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Gonz has got a fait bit of mileage out of those

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Has everyone stated how bloody their fannies are today yet? I haven't heard about anyone having a bloody fanny in days now.
Am I going to have to wait a month for some more beatroot poridge talk again?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I REALLY HOPE SO

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
at least that invokes some spluttering
i say sex.

let's talk about sex, bay-bee, let's talk about you and me. oh wait. no, not you. no offence but i think we're both happier that way.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I like to be hung upside down naked from the ceiling whilst being encased in bees and and getting a tabasco enema?
How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I don't like to be hung upside down naked from the ceiling whilst being encased in bees and getting a tabasco enema

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I have to say, never again for me either.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I thought you liked it? :(
I don't know, I try so hard and sometimes just a little recognition would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)
It was alright at first, don't get me wrong.
I think perhaps we should have designated a 'safe word'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Ok the "safe" word is Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Good choice
as there is no possible sexual scenario where you'd need to say "chompy", after all.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Apart from in a panic-stricken '999' call.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
ha ha ha
I can imagine them playing the recording ouyt at the trial, "No i said he made me drink something, God what's that, what's that? What are you doing arrrrrrrr click buzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)
roffle.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)
how about when taking a lifetime vow of celibacy?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
yeah, but you're unlikely to do that "in a sexual scenario"
unless, granted, the sexual scenario is coming round from the GHB to find yourself semi-naked in a grubby bed with the man himself. That might do it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
hmmm good point
vows of celibacy are not usually made mid-bonk, i believe.

although it's safe to say that i have never made one...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Depends on the shag

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
well, if it was an epically terrible shag I suppose it's possible.
much like the whole "double coyote" thing.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Agreed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Your sig does suggest otherwise, though, old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)
shit.
totally busted.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)
By World Party.
The one band that really bucks the "Christian music is shit" rule.

Bucks it by being too shit to categorise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Hahahahah you are so right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)
GAYYYY

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Last time I talked about boobs
Darth got huffed at by Rory.

So, okay, boobs. I have some. Two, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Numerically, perhaps
In terms of quantity, enough for 7 or 8, so I'm lead to believe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)
There's a picture of me with K9
and I'm kneeling down, so the picture is taken from above. It seriously looks like I'm wearing a pair of those comedy plastic breasts.

Also, in my wedding pictures, it looks like I'm smuggling two bald dwarves inside my top.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Must... resist... obvious... urge...
...POIDH

damn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Your knockers looked fantastic on your wedding day

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Thank you
You've also seen the K9 picture, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)
This is a marvellous image
well done. I also like the phrase 'like two andrex puppies wrestling.'
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
'in a tight sack'

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)
with bricks, in a canal

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Do you have furry tits?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)
are you suggesting i have hairy boobs?
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)
*offers hairy boob to dry eyes with*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)
it's the tails and sharp teeth that worry me

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I know it's not strictly speaking boobs
but this is what came to mind then.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)
*gets the horn*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)
You know
nobody believes this rampant pervy hetero act ...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Yeah, I know
But hopefully eventually someone will attempt to call my bluff.

With sex.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)
by 'someone'
you mean Monty, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Not my first choice but it could be worse
The long hair is a plus. Gives me something to hang on to. Saves me having to bring a bridle.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Thanks for the image, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)
you're wanking like a safari park chimp right now
don't pretend you're not.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I really don't like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Fishing, that's a stupid sport for idiots isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Number one pastime in Great Britain
besides wanking, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I refuse to believe that fishing is the number one pastime in Great Britain

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I rest my case the British public are fools and drunks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
You're getting fishing mixed up with
drinking and fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Easy mistake to make
if you're a fish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)
It's a stupider sport for the fish.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)
My generation?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Pop music?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)
The good times (I'm onto the Pretty Things now, you don't know this one)?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)
The good times? The moonlight? The boogie?
Oh, wait, I've got this wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Sir! Sir! Kroney's copying me, sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
It's funny because...
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
i met a very nice boy called benjamin at the weekend, he told me i looked 23 and told me i was awesome
But then his gay basher friend stole him away from me and the evil lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I cannot vouch for the former but the latter is certainly true.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)
its only cause i was drunk and gave him 3 cigarettes

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Alt answer:
gay basher friend stole him away from me and the evil lesbians bloody 'seeing-eye' dog needed feeding so they left.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
hahaha twat

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Let's talk about sex, baby.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)
too late, you missed the sexy tiem sub thread ^^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Crow, are you worried as to who responded to your request to talk about sex?
Especially since they thought it was OK for you to call them "baby"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Nobody puts Crow in the corner

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
*puts Crow in the corner*
That was easy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Ha!
That makes you a nobody..... I think.

My brain hurts today
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
now you know how the rest of us feel about your face

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
May contain 100% lie
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Oi! Don't tar me with your dirty AIDS riddled brush

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I think you'll find you tarred yourself
I merely feathered you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

eath ing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
7/10
Fairly obvious, but points for speed nonetheless
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)
that took far too long for me to get
my brain hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I think we are linked today
See above ^
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
and below v

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Using feathers torn from poor Crow.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I just ate a whole packet of munchies in about 3 minutes...best small chocolates ever

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
This is lies
The best small chocolates ever are Smarties, and everyone knows it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Joins b3th Smartie camp

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)
woo hoo!
Would you like to join me in my quest to destroy Darth?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Nah!
He takes it all too well to destroy him, plus what would we all do then?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I have carved myself a niche
by the twin virtues of being easy and fun to abuse, yet surprisingly OK with this.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
This

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
balderdash, they are far to smug for there own good

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
*their*




/smug
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)
tits

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
i prefer m&m's
you can get personal messages printed on them... how cool is THAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Yeah
like W, E, 3 and M
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
VALIDATION!
I was proud of that
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Were you sat there thinking "I'm wasted on these cunts!" before I posted?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Yes, yes I was

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I get that a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)
So do I, minus the 'on these cunts' bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I get both

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
i didn't realise he was joking at first.
Then once I did, it still took me a good five minutes to work it out.

I blame lack of sleep.

And being a fucking cretin.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
They are my default excuses

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)
I bloody love m&ms
I can get 50 of the chocolate ones in my mouth at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Sorry
&ms en
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)
I cannot believe you have tested this.
Can you still chew, though?
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I slobbered a bit, but swallowed it all.
Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)
*euphamismometer asplodes*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
I am DEFINITELY calling my dick that from now on.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
You're going to call your dick "fifty m&m's"?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Stick 'em one on top of the other and it has similar proportions.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)
More like 5.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)
I'm losing track of all the b3tans you've banged.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

losing track massively envious
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
arf.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
If you can't keep track of them
you'll never get your "advanced stalker" badge
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Excel only had 65536 lines.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
if only I still had that link to your post about needing a minor injuries unit to deal with that burn

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1139815
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
much obliged

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1139815
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Only I and a few close friends know ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)
Young lady, my refusal to let you have a go on it
is no justification for comments of this nature.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I was going to sell you a euphamismometer
but then I thought I'd just give you one.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Wahey!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)
*swanee whistles*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
*chortles*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
I spy a bash competition.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)
So many calories :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
*Sullies B3th Smartie camp with presence*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
You only like the brown ones

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)
pink

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I like it when mint munchies were mint munchies.
Not this after eight shit they are now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
you guys have the strangest names for snacks

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Twinky
The defence rests
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
chocolate digestive!
Sounds like an anti shit candy
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Candy
Wha?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
The dude who invented them
called them digestives for precisely that reason. Similar thing to Mr Kellogg formulating cornflakes to have anti-wanking properties.
They do not, as far as I know, alter your bowel habits. Unless of course you eat a lot of them and nothing else.
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
You get a really badly scratched cock
if you wank with cornflakes, though, so he did get that bit right.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Mmm, crunchy.

(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Lesbo breakfast cereal fantasy lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Munchies is surely rather descriptive
Better than Reece's pieces, I can only imagine that a Romanian orpahn who had been starved it's entire life and had nevr taste sugar would want to eat such a hideous conconction...of course the orphan would have no teeth, but maybe they could lick it.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)
no its not
You can munch on anything
Starting with my dick
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I knew there was something odd about you
*shelves wank fantasy*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
but its blue

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
What are you, Smurfette?

(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
if only
How are you lovely? How are things with the guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
He died of AIDS on the weekend.
It's terribly sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)
He sounds like a right Bertie.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)
BUM AIDS.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)
shelves wank fantasy?
You must be a fucking nightmare in B&Q.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Haha!
2nd click of the day awarded


"Clean up team to aisle 5 (Paints). He's done it again"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
best ASBO ever
"no wanking within 100 yards of a DIY store"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Spectacular.
*applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Oh, oh wait for it, hang on, here we go...
You want to be careful allowing him access to top shelf material.

*guffaws*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
*chortles*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
haha, splendid

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I have a problem :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Just the one, old boy?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Many, many problems, but, only one that involves flat pack furniture and wanking

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
But a bitch ain't one (because you're gay).

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
No, because I respect women and would never refer to them in such a derogatory manner
pretty little things that they are
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Patronise, yes.
Traumatise, no.

Words to live by.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)
SOME PEOPLE on here should read this
and have a bit of an old think.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)
Lusty?
You're on the wrong account, pet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

account boyfriend

Ooooh it burns
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

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