Last time I talked about boobs
Darth got huffed at by Rory.

So, okay, boobs. I have some. Two, in fact.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Numerically, perhaps
In terms of quantity, enough for 7 or 8, so I'm lead to believe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

There's a picture of me with K9
and I'm kneeling down, so the picture is taken from above. It seriously looks like I'm wearing a pair of those comedy plastic breasts.

Also, in my wedding pictures, it looks like I'm smuggling two bald dwarves inside my top.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Must... resist... obvious... urge...
...POIDH

damn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Your knockers looked fantastic on your wedding day

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Thank you
You've also seen the K9 picture, haven't you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

This is a marvellous image
well done. I also like the phrase 'like two andrex puppies wrestling.'
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

'in a tight sack'

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

with bricks, in a canal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Do you have furry tits?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

are you suggesting i have hairy boobs?
*cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

*offers hairy boob to dry eyes with*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

it's the tails and sharp teeth that worry me

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I know it's not strictly speaking boobs
but this is what came to mind then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

*gets the horn*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

You know
nobody believes this rampant pervy hetero act ...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Yeah, I know
But hopefully eventually someone will attempt to call my bluff.

With sex.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

by 'someone'
you mean Monty, don't you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Not my first choice but it could be worse
The long hair is a plus. Gives me something to hang on to. Saves me having to bring a bridle.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Thanks for the image, there.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

you're wanking like a safari park chimp right now
don't pretend you're not.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I really don't like this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)