Use an aeroplane.
I don't know if you have them where you are, you might refer to them as metal flying dragons, but they are like big birds made out of tin and stuff and people get on them and they fly people to other places.

Go to your local airport and ask them to sell you a ticket to Crunchy's house.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

there is an airport on my roof

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:09, Reply)

airport fiddler
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:10, Reply)

oh i seen them things in the sky befour
i thout they was real dragins
gon haffta go tell maw wut you sed
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Go and fire up the General Lee and get over there! :)
Did you ever get round to applying for your Passport?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:21, Reply)

you do know I'm right by what used to be Cooters Place?
no, cannae afford
have to get my dog spayed and save up to move, man
MOVE *sigh*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Are things still a bit moody at your gaff?
You housemate sounds like a bit of a confused mentalist.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:28, Reply)

she is
i think she needs to switch birth control
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:32, Reply)

I thought she was a lesbian
?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Aren't you a girl, Crunchy?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:41, Reply)

*checks*
yes...eh?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:43, Reply)

birth control helps with many wimmins problems innit
for instance, she has severe pains and cysts on her ovaries when on her period, birth control helps control this
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:44, Reply)

oh, OK, I suppose so

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:45, Reply)

it_does_crunchy
it's also used to regulate them
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:47, Reply)

You'll be better off moving from the sounds of things.
Are you hoping to get somewhere on your own, or move in with others?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:35, Reply)

deffo
I'm going to try to get a basment in someones house, look for something that has it's own entrance
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:42, Reply)

There was a place on Cromwell Street in England that had a well populated basement.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_West
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:45, Reply)

you're a massive shit

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:49, Reply)

because we can't flush you off the board

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:50, Reply)

:(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:53, Reply)

yeah this

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:53, Reply)