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SkyvingI'm skyving band practise, students last week were skyving to avoid deadline and presentations all over the place
What are you skyving, skyvers?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 18:47,
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I didn't think it was spelt like that(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 18:52,
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no, I'm definitely right(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:00,
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no you aren'twww.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=skiving&word2=skyving
for something to only get 675 hits on google is conclusive proof
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:02,
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just proves that most people on the internet are wrong(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:02,
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yeah, that's what it proves(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:03,
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no, they are pretentious faux-classyand wrong
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:02,
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yeah...um...so are you!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:13,
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The reply you are looking for is....And so is your face.
Brought to you as a public service announcement by Porkylips TV.
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nothingKristine, totally taking care of shit that needs to be taken care of since 2011.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 18:59,
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Can you make my house not ming, please(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:01,
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figure out a way to get me there and I am ALL OVER THAT SHIT(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:03,
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Use an aeroplane.I don't know if you have them where you are, you might refer to them as metal flying dragons, but they are like big birds made out of tin and stuff and people get on them and they fly people to other places.
Go to your local airport and ask them to sell you a ticket to Crunchy's house.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:07,
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there is an airport on my roof(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:09,
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oh i seen them things in the sky befouri thout they was real dragins
gon haffta go tell maw wut you sed
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:18,
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Go and fire up the General Lee and get over there! :)Did you ever get round to applying for your Passport?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:21,
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you do know I'm right by what used to be Cooters Place? no, cannae afford
have to get my dog spayed and save up to move, man
MOVE *sigh*
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:26,
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Are things still a bit moody at your gaff?You housemate sounds like a bit of a confused mentalist.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:28,
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she isi think she needs to switch birth control
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:32,
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I thought she was a lesbian?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:34,
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*checks*yes...eh?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:43,
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birth control helps with many wimmins problems innitfor instance, she has severe pains and cysts on her ovaries when on her period, birth control helps control this
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:44,
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oh, OK, I suppose so(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:45,
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You'll be better off moving from the sounds of things.Are you hoping to get somewhere on your own, or move in with others?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:35,
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deffoI'm going to try to get a basment in someones house, look for something that has it's own entrance
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:42,
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There was a place on Cromwell Street in England that had a well populated basement.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_West
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:45,
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because we can't flush you off the board(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:50,
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Finishing my assignment, half way there and know what I'm going to writejust can't be bothered, had a big rock out on my new drums though. Need new skins and a muffler for the bass.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:00,
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cheers for those picsI have forwarded to my drummer and the opinion is that it wouldn't be an upgrade on what we already have, so we'll pass. Thanks anyway
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:03,
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no worries, def not an upgrade palneed a lot of work, I bought them to refurb. I think I have a buyer now anyway so woohoo.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:05,
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Can you do the clapping bit to We Will We Will We Will Rock You ?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:19,
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hahahahyes mate, am I getting signed up to your rock band group?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:21,
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*Does pointy dancy with a giant foam hand*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:23,
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You'll have to duke it out with Al, what one of you two have wives you'd more likely let sleep with me?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:45,
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I'm skiving going and buying a bunch of disposable camerasOr even just leaving the sofa. Take that, health freaks.
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why do you need disposable cameras?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:03,
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I read that as "Sky diving band practice"That would totally be the winnest thing evah
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:16,
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alright Countess of Crunchy TownI've not been skiving at all today, in fact I've been extremely efficient and observant.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:24,
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eveningwhat've you been efficient and observant of?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:26,
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wanking and tits.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:27,
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in which case all boysare efficient and observant
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:29,
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Making a formula for emulsion mouthwash.It's a completely new product type, so we're working in the dark as far as formulation and methods of manufacture are concerned. My job was to prepare initial samples to try and match the appearance and physical characteristics of Boots's product; got most of the way there today, there's just a couple more steps to go.
Plus, Boots's product is actually quite manky. The emulsion's a bit lumpy and uneven, it forms a skin if you leave it to stand for a while and it's quite acidic too, enough to demineralise your enamel - though that may be part of how it works.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:31,
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At the moment we don't know whether it's down to poor quality control in their factory or if the formula itself is knackered.What we've got so far is definitely smoother and more pleasant to use - though if I go in tomorrow and find all my samples have separated overnight, that won't count for much.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:40,
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Alright crunchyI'm skiving work of course. Watched a lot of Challenge TV today, lots of old repeats of Ninja Warriors, Takeshi's Castle and The Crystal Maze
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:33,
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Some top shit telly there.I used to like the Crystal Maze.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:34,
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PUT THE TEABAG IN THE HOT WATER!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:36,
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*But I can't see what I need to do!!*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:36,
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GET THE TEA BAG!THE ROUND THING!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:37,
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I've found it!www.youtube.com/watch?v=gudjzy3E91Q
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:37,
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YEAH! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:39,
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makes a change for you(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:43,
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See, that would make for a great pub.A pub with an automatic lock-in. 'Drink 3 pints and it's an automatic lock-in'
Woo!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:44,
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Haha that is acethe presenter guy is mad as a hatter though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:39,
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What was your favourite.Richard O'Brien or Ed Tudor Pole?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:40,
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Ed Tudor-Polethough apparantly according to others this is not the right choice
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:41,
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no, y ou are wrong(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:42,
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I'd suggest Pole was the better of the two as well.He was slightly more mad-cap, and there was less harmonica playing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:42,
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We are rightI find him funnier.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:45,
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And he rarely went on about 'Mumsy' either.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:47,
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I'm not skiving anythingmay have just slightly guilt tripped the boy in to coming over.
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good work, therenow guilt trip him into sex and you're sorted for the evening
edit: um, not that you need to guilt trip him into it or nothing - just kinda look hot at him
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:42,
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Um, possiblymy nana died last night, and I've had a shit day at work. I told him these things, and he asked if there was anything he could do. I said a hug would be nice, and so he's coming over to give me one. Fnar.
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Sorry to hear about your Nan berk.*Virtual hug*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:47,
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Eh, she was 98 and was poorly and had dementiait's been in the post for a while.
But thank you. It's still a bit shit.
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aw shit hon, I'm sorry to hear that *internets huggings*(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:48,
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aww boo :(kinda hoped you'd made that up to make him come round
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:50,
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"But hon, I shouldn't have to guilt trip you into wanting to come over, you should want to come over on your own, it's been two weeks now and I don't see any kind of real commitment on your part...... I think it's time we get a joint bank account in your name".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:46,
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