Yeah Billy Connolly's a rare wit, eh?


Clue: no.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:23, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Monty will be dropping the Cook-bomb in 5... 4... 3...
and you'd be right to, of course, I'm just annoyed that if I did so myself I'll be accused of plagiarising you for the second time in 12 hours.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Cook-bomb?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Peter Cook
Monty loves him, and with good reason
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:29, Reply)

It's an explosive made from the decomposing body of Robin Cook.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

That is a brilliant idea
Our government would definitely buy that for large sums of money. Guaranteed vote-winner, innit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)

plagiarising BUMMING
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

7/10
Simplistic, but effective
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Agreeing with someone is hardly plagiarism, surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I'm particularly wary this morning
Last night I posted on FB that the episode of Glee I'd just endured was "fucking shit" and Porkylips immediately demanded I credit the source!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Each to their own, eh?
I like his early stuff, and an Audience With makes me giggle like a loon. Harry Hill, on the other hand, makes me want to take one of those pens from his top pocket and stab him repeatedly in the neck.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Connolly is a premium example of 'swearing as substitute for content'
and I would dearly love to push him face down into the fucking Clyde and hold him there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I'd argue not in his early days he wasn't.
My Dad had loads of his LPs and there was very little, if any as I remember.

I will concede that I think he has gone of the boil of late, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Partway through the meal
you announce that ONE of the meals has been poisoned and they have to guess whose.

Who's? Who's.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)