I've known it longer than I've been on here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I have an aunty who's really not with it, never has been, it's a medical merical that she's alive.... she's been in a home since her early 20s
When I was about 8, me and my mates are sitting around the kitchen table, telling rude jokes, when Ma' asks Babs if she has any jokes, so Bab goes "I have a brand new one, nobody has heard it before, it's a bit rude though, are you sure it's OK?". Ma' gives the go-ahead knowing that Bab's idea of rude is saying the word 'poo'.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

So we all pipe up, "Because he had a dog poo on his foot and there was some toilet paper on the other side?", she smuggly goes "nope". "Because there was ice cream on the other side?", "Nope, you'll never guess this one".....

After about 3 minutes of this she smuggly goes "To get to the other side", and we burst into a fit of hysterics; poor babs, she really thought it was a brand new joke that nobody had ever heard.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I heard a good one the other day
I was walking down the road when I walk past "Josh Stineburg's Chinese Emporium" resturant, now, I know us jews love a bit of chinese, and I was curious, maybe it was kosha or something. I walk in to see a little old chinese man.

I said to him "Are you the owner?" and he says "Yes, I am Josh Stineburg, and this is my chinese resturant". I looked at him confused, Josh Stineburg is not a usual name for a Chinaman, so I said to him "How did you get a name like that? I don't believe you, show me your passport". He then shows me his passport, and sure enough, that was his name, Josh Stineburg.

So he tells me "When I came over the Ellis Island on the boat, I was lining up with the rest of the immigrents, and I was standing behind a german man. He tells me about how he had been thrown out of his country for being jewish. He went up to the imigration officer who asked his name "Josh Stineburg", He then got given his passport and was allowed entery into America. It was my now turn, so I told him "Sam Ting"..... and that is how I got the name Josh Stineburg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

heh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)