sounds good, but I dont't think I can help you
alt: why is there a sticker on my black bin bag telling me I put it out on the wrong day? Black bags are every week?! What the hell do I do with it now? It'll smell if I bring it inside, but foxes will tear it up if I don't...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

get a male friend
To piss on your bin bags.
It might not keep thje foxes away, but it'll make you smile to think of the binmen knee deep on stale piss
(CheatingRabbit, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:19, Reply)

this should be on top tips

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:20, Reply)

do you not have a place to take trash to?
we have city and county dumbs where you can bring the trash yourself and just toss it into a huge compactor
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

yeah, but it's quite a way off and shut when I'm not at work
:(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)

just put it in a big box and wrap it in christmas paper and put a pretty bow on it and leave it outside

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:59, Reply)