...starting to cough
thick, white arcs of jizm from their tired, sore penises over the felt mouth of their inanimate muppet sex dolls.

TRUFAX
( djtrialprice, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

not everything is set in essex you know

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:08, Reply)

that programme is fucking evil

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:12, Reply)

look, just cause you don't like vajazzles...

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)

oh God not you as well.
What's wrong with the world?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)

"the world is everything that is the case"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I'm stoned don't get all deep
How are you pal?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:18, Reply)

meh
whinging about everything as per!

you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:34, Reply)

fine, pretending to do uni work and watching the footie.
On a plus note I have ice cold diet coke and am exchanging texts with a lovely lady.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I only got to see the first 2 episodes before it was tragically ripped from youtube
alas, they were shitty actors anyway

also, how could you possibly be surprised?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Because I thought you were one of the cool kids.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I am, mother fucker

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)

pffffft, douche.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)

bitch, please.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Devil In Tights loves that show
It reminds him of home.
( djtrialprice, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Evening mate, how's tricks?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Meh
Procrastination over cooking food. Also disappointed by football this evening, my team lost, The Hun won, Crouch got himself sent off stupidly. And I didn't leave work until 7. This day sucks.
( djtrialprice, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I didn't know you were a spud?
I now hate you on principle. My apologies for I believed you to be a good man. As a gooner I must vow to hate you forever.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Steady on
There's a little too much gusto in that response...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)

sssssssh
i can't hear his be bop solo on the spunk trumpet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I don't have any fabric and styrofoam sex dolls!
Nothing personal Lightly, just trying to reinforce the meme.
( djtrialprice, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Besides which
Similar to all other men, it's a completely inaudible performance honed over several teenage years.
( djtrialprice, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)

with your gasping gob??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:33, Reply)

that is a rather disturbing sentence.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Phone sex soon fixes that
One must let one's lady know when she's hitting the spot.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)