The best kind of Razzle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I found a full bottle of unopened Southern Comfort in a hedge once, while having a piss
trufax
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I think what happened there, my friend,
is that you were very drunk, pissed into a nearly-full bottle of Southern Comfort, left it in the hedge with the cap on for someone to find, and went back to the bar. You told your mates about your hilarious prank and were bought many more celebratory beverages. Enough, in fact, to stop laughing at the poor cunt who would find this distilled piss, and forget the event altogether until you later found said bottle.

That was absolutely not worth the effort. Wish I hadn't bothered.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

This may be true
as I was stoned off my gourd at the Leeds festival and working my way through 24 cans at the time.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

"stoned off my gourd" is a brilliant phrase

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I think I nicked it from Vippers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Honesty will get you nowhere in this company

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)