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So I've had a really good day today.I've got two of my first three practical class marks back, and they're both Distinctions. I've been understanding all my lectures, and I had some chocolate. I've also finished an essay worth 20% of my mark for one of my classes. I'm now out to earn a bit of money tutoring, and then I think I may spend the evening in bed watching Doctor Who. Or Supernatural. And I got enough sleep last night to not feel tired when I woke up.
Tell me about the last really good day you had. Or else.
ALT: alright, what's wrong then?
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On the basis of the above, yes you areCongrats on your distinctions :-)
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I picked up one of my essays yesterday.The only feedback I got was "this reads like a council report not an essay", megalolz. Still passed mind.
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Every day they don't find the bodies is a good day.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:50,
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NopeI just kill my students if they write shit lab reports. Seems fair.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:53,
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You'll learn much more, though ;)(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:57,
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I thought you were doing bioscience?that's what I lecture. More or less.
Or did you mean you don't want to learn about killing people and hiding the bodies? boo.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:06,
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Well done! Meanwhile, back on planet Adult, I have a hangover to end all hangovers.
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Did you mean for this to sound mildly ironic?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:53,
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Only mildly. It actually sounds cuntishly patronising on read back. That wasn't the intention.
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I didn't read it as patronising, to be fairI just thought that the idea of using the example of getting utterly wombled on a schoolnight as a great example of adult behaviour both ironic and massively accurate
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:57,
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The voice of experience/reason. Bacon and sugar. The two finest words in the English language.
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Just not together, that'd be a bit odd.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:04,
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Not quite!Lay strips of bacon on a foil covered baking tray, sprinkle with mix of dark brown soft sugar and a mildish chili powder. Bake at fairly high heat till bacon is crispy and sugar caramelised.
Add to "Elvis". Win.
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Wouldn't recommend it with eggs or in savoury sandwichbut with pancakes/waffles/sausage & maple syrup, by golly.
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I think this is trueUnleash the cake
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:22,
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Pretty much every day I go for a big walk is a good day.Hours spent hauling myself across the countryside in the sun and wind and views and wildlife and space and quiet and yeaaaaaah.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:52,
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Saturday was a pretty damn good dayMet a couple of friends for a Beer & Burger for lunch, had a couple of pints. The football was a disappointment, but the banter in the pub was a really really good laugh.
I then met a girl I'm quite interested in at the minute, we went for a couple of drinks with a friend of mine. After that, she came back to mine, we picked up a couple of bottles of booze, and watched 'The Shining'. Later, we went out for another couple of drinks, and I ended up heading home at about 1am, having had a pretty damn good day.
Sounds like you're enjoying yourself there, have your neighbours stopped being arseholes yet?
Alt: I'm not happy about my broken tooth at the minute.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:57,
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not really.I went downstairs on monday night because people were up running about screamind at 4 in the morning. Was not impressed.
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Bunch of twatsIs there anything you can do about it?
Or are the staff there useless?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:00,
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Alt: middle finger of left hand hurts like fuck. RSI.Must remembered to stop flipping my computer the bird every time I tell a B3tan to fuck off.
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You are Stone Cold Steve Austin AICMFP(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:58,
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I believe it's something to do with "that wrestling farce"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:00,
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Stupid as this may/will sound, that was actually one of his catchphrases.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:01,
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really?OK.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:01,
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AyeI always found it very funny watching him say it at the end of every sentence someone else spoke, as you'd nearly always see the opponent trying desperately not to crack up.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:03,
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As much as it was all carefully constructed,Steve Austin is not a man you'd want to laugh in the face of. Even IRL he seems pretty intense.
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I watched Wrestlemania the other dayHe was grinning like a mong the entire time he was in the ring, seriously funny.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:07,
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Jesus, is he still going?I haven't watched it in a long time but I thought he got retired ages ago by Batista
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Aye, he retired from competing years backBut still pops up pretty much every time a special Referee is needed.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:11,
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Ah yes, the special refereeBasically a licence for popular stars to hit younger men who could absolutely murder them in a fair fight
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Not sure really, this time he was the ref for a match between Jerry 'The King' Lawler and Michael ColeEither older, or shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:21,
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You fucking what?How desperate are they if they're putting commentators into the ring at Wrestlemania? Also, surely Lawler would batter the fuck out of Cole?
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Aye, he didLong story short, Cole has been a cock for ages, he and Lawler have been arguing for months, Lawler challenged him to a match.
Mostly an entertaining affair, went on far too long though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:28,
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I have to admit I wouldn't mind watching Michael Cole get punched in the face(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)
You got to see him screaming in 'pain'Very funny
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:36,
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Yeah, for some reason Austin went through a phase of bellowing "WHAT?", with the rapturous crowd echoing himCatchphrases of more than one word, or indeed syllable, having proven too complex for the American public
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Similar to lyrical genius Lil JohnWho also mixed it up a bit with "OKAAAAY" and "YEAH"
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:03,
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He "rapped" in Usher's fantastic YeahHe was the one that just shouted "yeah" "okay" and "WHUT"
I kind of really love him.
Ah, it's Lil JON.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:10,
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Oh yeah I remember the guy nowI'd never made the association between his name and that of the Merry Man before. Looking at that pic I'm not sure why I never saw it until now.
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That's awkward, I was reliably informed that crunk WAS dead(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:16,
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I believe it's a form of R'n'B notable for it's dirtier-than usual basslinesbut I defer to anyone young or with awful taste in music
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Fuck, I'm really old/clueless. Never heard of it, ergo it must be shit/frightening.
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This is my favourite.www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl6ew6ftTYM
I genuinely love it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:31,
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Yes, that is "'til the sweat drops down my balls"(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:32,
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Have you seen the Chris Rock routine about that?www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcqJDDhoUlc
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:33,
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OK. *is clued in*Those gentleman's shirts and jeans do not fit them properly.
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It's shitWhilst it is marginally more interesting than standard r'n'b this is hardly a challenge
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brokeNCYDE are crunk, according to GoogleAnd also are one of the single shittest bands I've ever had the displeasure of hearing.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:37,
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Musical sub-genreAn archetypal crunk track most frequently uses a drum machine rhythm, heavy bassline, shouting vocals, often in call and response manner.[2]
The term crunk is also used as a blanket term to denote any style of southern hip hop, a side effect of the genres' breakthrough to the mainstream
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:25,
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ELECTRO POP MEETS SOUTHERN HIPHOPINDETERMINATE SEXUAL PREFERENCE
SOMETHING RETRO ON MY NECKLACE
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:29,
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see also DMXmy "rap like DMX" course is now just £10 if you are interested. UH!
WHAT!?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:19,
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I'll keep my tenner cheersI believe you've just given us the gist of the course right there
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You've got to stop this left-handed prostate milking.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:59,
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I had a great time at pole on monday, mine and apple's beginners class is fully booked and people are still trying to join, we rock.
unfortunately my real job absolutely sucks donkey balls, but I have yet to hear back from any others I've applied to. Better hide my phone now, its not allowed to be visible to anyone walking past the window.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:00,
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I wish. I bet mi6 is allowed to put on lip balm at their desks
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:04,
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That is MI5In MI6, that is punishable by DEATH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:06,
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it's cake or death in MI5.Old school.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:08,
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Maybe I do work in mi6 then and its so secret even I don't know
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:09,
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Donkey fertilisation specialist innit.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:06,
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How come you are late coming home from work again?You've been fucking donkeys
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:08,
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That's the plot of the A-Team, series 3, episode 5, Clive.Where have you really been?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:09,
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I must remember to stop taking LSD before breakfast(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:10,
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You know the correct answer is"lost a bet in a dockside bar and got tag-fucked by Russian sailors" , right?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:15,
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"I was being the cum sponge at a German gay club"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:16,
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"your father and I were spit-roasting a hooker"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:16,
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...but someone's gotta wank off donkeys.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:10,
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If you didn't, just think of all the pent-up donkey spaff.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:11,
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I don't blame you(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:15,
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Last Thursday was pretty damn good.Just quiet and sedate and lovely. One of those days where you do nothing in particular but laze around and take ridiculously long baths and eat a cooked breakfast at 2pm.
Alt: Mouth ulcer, but it's getting better. I have a new haircut -preens-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:02,
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Morning all, what a beautiful day it is todayI hope this will put you all in a good mood and counter some of the grumpiness that was present yesterday.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:07,
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Is it? I'm up in the north again, but I'm back later on. I kind of want it to be shit weathr, I'm going to be living in the library after all :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:11,
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Sunny all day, hottest day of the year - 21 degrees(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:15,
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Those Antarctic summers are blistering eh?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:16,
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He's obviously an idiot who confuses a dash with a minus sign.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:19,
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ah, haven't had tea/coffee yet and that went waaay over my head!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:20,
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Though I have no idea how to do a dash in hereIt's the longer one – that comes out the same in HTML.
EDIT: Nah, it doesn't. Compare – with -
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:24,
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Ah, I see the difference.My heartfelt apologies for the original comment.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:35,
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Oh ffs, that's my favourite temperature :((
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:18,
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It is a stunning day today!I spent 10 minutes in the local park before heading into work.
Wish I was outside!
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THIS IS NOT FAIRIt's OK in Manchester. Just ok. Bet it's shit tomorrow.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:19,
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19 deg- but the next day I can see the boyf it's raining :((
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:20,
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Yes!Well, I'll be in the library, so if you want to do something I'll make sure I get a decent whack done. We should totes do something.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:23,
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I'm so excited I just became a little aroused.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:26,
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*WWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:27,
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It's like a fleshy paradise for Himjim to ride his bike around.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:28,
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It's so much fun now it's sunnierand lighter in the evenings. I even broken my Islington to Elephant record the other day, a whopping 17 minutes with no laws broken.
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And bones.Try not to get hit by a taxi this time.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:32,
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Ha!One might say I was a touch inebriated last time. Not even a near miss since I gave up the sinful drink!
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A had an incident with a bright yellow skipwhilst slightly inebriated on my bike. Skip won
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:54,
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Getting ridiculously drunk can have nice consequences htough.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:00,
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Perfect excuse to spend all day in bed eating marshmallows and watching repeats of Judge Judy.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:22,
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But if it's sunny we could go and feed the ducks againI have a slight obsession with waterfowl.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:24,
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Is Planet Noel open to anyone?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:24,
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Only if you don't mind sharing a bed with me.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:24,
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There is a range of confectionery.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:29,
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It doesn't suck itself, does it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:20,
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Not bad for a random gentleman in the mens toilets"Would go back again" - HimJim
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:23,
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I think some of the grumpiness might have been my faultMe and my beakering. Not that you minded
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Really it was my mistake to ask, why does it always rain on meit left me wide open to abuse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:23,
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Oh thatYes it did. Would've been like me asking "why is my bottom sore?"
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I cannot impress upon you how disappointed I was that you were only 3rd6/10. Come on mate.
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Just warming up for the day with a solid 6I need some coffee then the insults shall begin in earnest
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:32,
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I would unleash fire and brimstone from my eyeswere this to happen.
DO NOT FUCK WITH MY COFFEE
I have no filter coffee left at home for tomorrow. This is worrying me already
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:37,
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woop!I have received a coffee and some chocolate cornflake cakes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:45,
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Carry on like this and you'll have a 10 by lunchtime*waits to be impressed*
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The last few weekends have all been pretty aceBut I'm looking forward to this Saturday. I'm meeting up with a new friend (off a different site) for coffee, then heading to my parents' house for Thai food, then going to see Suckerpunch. Simple, but fun.
Alt: Work. One boring case, one nasty case.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:26,
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No, but I did do a case surrounding drug dealing on Gaydar onceLotta people interested in injecting saline into their nutsacks on there.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:30,
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Why would anyone want to do that?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:31,
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NopeI would pork Joely Richardson though, if that helps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:36,
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bit sour-faced isn't she?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:38,
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Oh that was probably the closest thing you could get to porn when you were 15, wasn't it(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)
apart from hedge-Razzle(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:42,
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Russell Howard does a great bit in his stand-up about how the internet has ruined the magic of pornby making it so much easier to find than when we were teenage miscreants
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by making it so much easier to find than when we were teenage miscreants
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:48,
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I wouldn't say he was a cuntlazy eyed inbred, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:49,
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I found a full bottle of unopened Southern Comfort in a hedge once, while having a pisstrufax
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:48,
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I think what happened there, my friend,is that you were very drunk, pissed into a nearly-full bottle of Southern Comfort, left it in the hedge with the cap on for someone to find, and went back to the bar. You told your mates about your hilarious prank and were bought many more celebratory beverages. Enough, in fact, to stop laughing at the poor cunt who would find this distilled piss, and forget the event altogether until you later found said bottle.
That was absolutely not worth the effort. Wish I hadn't bothered.
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This may be trueas I was stoned off my gourd at the Leeds festival and working my way through 24 cans at the time.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:53,
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I think I nicked it from Vippers(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:56,
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Big ballsare a fetish. Injecting them with saline is safer than ball pumping!
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For what purpose?Just buy a space hopper, kids
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:38,
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Hahah "Can they explode?"www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/TV32MHHIUIUDNDBFG
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:38,
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"GUYS you can do this with the foreskin also, but NOT into the actual meat or head of the penis."Yeah thanks for the tip, I wasn't planning on injecting anything into anywhere on my body but that was literally the last place I'd ever have thought of.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:42,
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Is that your site?As in, the one you work for...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:38,
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We don't mind you goingon a different site. It's just the not knowing that hurts.
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Well I've told you, so you can't complain.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:36,
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Fair enough. I didn't realise this was going to be an open relationship but that cuts both ways.
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Fine, do what you likeJust be careful on some other sites, yeah? I still care for you even though I'm on another site.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:44,
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*strokes hair*You say the words but I don't feel that you really mean it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:31,
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Totally beat me to this.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:32,
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Long strikethrough is still funny(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:33,
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Quite accurate really(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:34,
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I'm wearing my new pinstripe trousers todayI look like the pope of chilli town
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:36,
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Haha! Nice work!I'm in black cords, we seem to have swapped.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:37,
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don't wear suits for workI could wear jeans most of the time if I wanted
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:44,
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Amateur. Suits lend credibility to the most witless of tools.
I should know.
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Does that mean you molest small mexcian boys?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:39,
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I appear to be a black tie away from Reservoir Dogs(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:39,
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Black shirt, purple tie here(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:40,
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black shirt, no tieone thing with these new trousers is that they have shown just how much thinner I have got. They fit nicely and are small enough that my belt is too big even with the extra hole I made to make it smaller.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:44,
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That is a fantastic feelingAlthough frustrating, as it means you have to buy a new belt. I know you've got a wedding coming up mate, I'll send you one for your birthday.
It may be pink.
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there is already a silly amount of belt sticking outI do have another belt which fits better, but couldn't find it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:52,
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Local market, much better value than "branded" beltsHaving said that good old T K Maxx have had a lot of nice Penguin belts in. Not made of real penguin unfortunately
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:55,
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I know that feeling wellI've had to put two new holes in my belt recently.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:49,
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Wahey!That's some significant waistlineage gone! I've dropped from a teetering on the edge of 34/36 to under 32 in the last 3 months.
Need a new suit now. Harumph.
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You are a telecommunications bender from NorwichAICMFP
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:53,
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and I claim my fitting pants(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:56,
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Wow nice work!My waistline is the place the weight is sticking too, it's come off my chest and legs.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:52,
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It's the place I lost the weight from lastIt went from arms first, then face/jowls, legs, then chest/ribcage, and then stomach. I still have a little pouch but I reckon that would only go with massive amounts of training.
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That seems to be the order it's leaving me as wellI'm not after washboard abs, they take some serious lifestyle changes!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:01,
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I'm not actually sure what size I amas all my trousers and shorts are 34 inch waist, but are radically different in size. Judging by my belt I've probably lost a total of 4 or 5 inches though.
My suits are at the tailor at the moment being altered to fit
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:53,
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All of mine are 34 tooBut I wear them quite low, on my hips. Some seem to be rather baggy as of late though, but I don't want to buy more jeans until these actually fall off.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:57,
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I was a 28 until about the age of 25.Sadly it' all gone a bit downhill from there.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:57,
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40 and proud.*cries*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:01,
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Don't cry, I am fast approaching 40. Is it true that life begins?
Platitudinal response appreciated.
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Yes. Yes it does.You will see the world through new, fresh eyes and any cynicism you had will be cast away on the wings of an albatross.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:05,
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I was only reminded of this last weekwhen a mate put an old photo of me up on Faecebook. Fuck me I was skinny. Not so, now.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:03,
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There is one of me on there I look like a corpse, aged about 19
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:04,
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I done the reverseI was 15 stone when I was 15. Chubby little thing.
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Yikes.I'm about 14 stone now, I think. I try not to weigh myself very often because the pain is too hard to bear.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:06,
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I think I'm about 13.5 at the momentHave been on a two week sensible eating thing so I dont look like a fat cunt at the 20 year school reunion I'm off to on saturday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:08,
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20 year reunion. Right, tell them you are a millionaire astronaut porn star!
Even if you aren't.
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This is the trouble with facebookI should have lied from the start and mocked up some pics
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:11,
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It was organised on facebook(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:12,
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There are fucking LOADS of astronauts from Sunderland*glass house shatters*
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Nicholas Patrick was from SaltburnThat is only 25 miles away
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:13,
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I've never heard of Nicholas Patrick. Or Saltburn.So I'm going to assume you're right
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I don't weigh myself oftenI choose to believe that my weights training means than the scales paint an inaccurate picture of my state of being.
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I stopped going to the gym yonks ago after I fucked my achilles.I am hoping that once the redundancy kicks in, I can get out for lots of long walks with the dog as I detest structured exercise, unless it involves lifting heavy pints for a four hour stretch.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:13,
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That is absolutely not what I meant by weight trainingand if you don't tell anyone you rumbled me I'll slip you a few quid
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Err, no thanks...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:17,
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:30,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:49,
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YOU FUCKING CUNTAdding years to my age I can just about cope with but never, EVER accuse a man of being from King's Lynn
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ha ha haI thought it was nice up there...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:53,
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There are some really nice, beautifully picturesque places in NorfolkKing's Lynn is not amongst them. It's basically a giant junkie's den.
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We have a site in CromerThat is fairly nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:59,
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Had a few decent nights out in and around there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:05,
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My time machine wasn't working back then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:46,
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Alt:My speakers must have got knocked about in my suitcase yesterday because only one works now. I may kill someone.
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