Fooking hell
It took 85 days for the bear to get round to Kerry Katona? She'd have been top of my list for dismemberment.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The bear's not there from the start.
Break the housemates first, THEN introduce the bear.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I understand that bit
but you introduced the bear in week 4 - that still leaves 50+ days of running around dismembering anyone but Kerry Katona.

I'm maybe just thinking about this too much.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Oh yeah, sorry.
I had revised my introduction date as I thought it unlikely three people would be left by day 73 otherwise.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

We probably wouldn't run out of vacant, brain-dead fuck-nuggets to throw into the house
and they would have been kept in isolation since the start of the show so would be oblivious to the 'big surprise' awaiting them.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Not yet you're not
Depending upon the size and breed of the bear, it may not need to kill more than once every week. Possibly some of the victims' corpses will feed it for several days and it will spend some time after the kill sleeping. It could also be argued that bears are unaware of the notion of who is the most eminently worthy of dismemberment amongst a group of vapid celebrities
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Yeah, you're right.
*I've* not thought about it too much.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

It could simply be
That it has taken the poor bear that long to chew through her distended Iceland filled carcass,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)