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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alt: i have to get braces

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
to hold up your trousers?


seriously though, unlucky. how come?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Because Americans have to have perfect teeth
Not like us cacktoothed brits
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)
snaggletooth
great word
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I only have a beard to hide where the teeth are sticking out through my chin

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)
because I can't close my jaw properly and it's causing headaches

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)
American in bad teeth irony lolspangs.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)
because my jaw apparently had a growth spurt [lolspurt]
so when I close my jaw I have to move it back, my front teeth clash and my molars don't touch
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I see
makes me glad I have work-provided private dental insurance
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I thought you were going to go with perfect teeth smugz

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)
naa, mine are ordinary

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
sorry, edited to be more accurate
it'd be nice to have dental insurance but I'd still have to pay in full, then I'd get reimbursed
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Does this make American healthcare 'fucking bent'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)
healthcare isn't the same as dental care

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I had mine fixed when I was eight
due to a publically funded health service. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Slack jawed yokel ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)
if I were slack jawed I wouldn't be having this problem

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)
You are Ron Perlman
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)
i have eyeteeth

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Doesn't Ron? He does have a huge jaw.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)
surprisingly that's probably the only thing on my body that isn't huge

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
NORKS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
COCK

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
You have a big cock?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)
it's MASSIVE

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

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