Not that meeting.
Somebody shouted at Monty and made him cry this morning. He was hauled into the MD's office to be warned about using up more than his quota of the office Kleenex.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's not fair - I've not wanked at my desk for weeks,

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Presumably this is because,
in a moment of Kleenex-shy desperation, you were forced to mop up using your copy of the Lord's Prayer. And now you can't remember the words.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I think they came off onto his desk
so they're now all back to front, like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

*unzips*
"Amen. Ever and forever, glory the and power the, kingdom the is thine for..."

Nah, it's doing nothing for me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

You're C of E?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

E of C nowadays
Also; no, categorically not.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)

E of C?
Enjoyer of Cock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Eater of Come.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Also 7/10
Had to mark you both separately to make it easy to find the marks for future averages
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)

7/10

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

But you use the C of E version to have a Lord's Prayer wank.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

That's the only one I know
I was unaware there was an alternative. I suppose this means I was raised C of E; hopefully it also illustrates my knowledge of religion nowadays!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

The Catholic one just finishes "deliver us from evil, amen".

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I was not aware of that
I'm off for that jog. Rock'n'roll. Speak soon honey xxx
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Buh-bye m'dear. x

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Yeah jog on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)