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Right well Bella's status as 'crack whore'has been confirmed. T-rex is bent?? pffffft. Best scavenger ever. Favourite dinosaur and why people?
Alt - looks like summer is here, excited?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:01,
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T-rex, for its piano playing skillz.Alt - yes, I've just cleaned the algae out of the pond since the water was warm enough not to freeze my fucking arm off.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:03,
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topical lolAlt- good man, it's shorts and flip flop weather finally. Goodbye socks and shoes.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:05,
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Old man jokes are old and dullwise up grandad.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:08,
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As a Gooner you'll like this one.What have Spurs and Heather Mills got in common?
Both have a pointless second leg.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:09,
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Stegosaurus, because I got stuck atop one at the age of five, confirming my lifelong fear of heightsI know this makes no sense whatsoever and I don't care.
Why people? Thrill of the chase, innit. Goats never say no.
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Did you accidentally sit on one of its tail spikesthus cementing your future destiny as a raging bumlord who carries a spotter's guide to public lavatories (Clapham Common edition)?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:05,
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*GLESS*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:11,
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I would have thought yours was the megasoreass(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:06,
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worked better in my head(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:16,
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my favourite is unfortunately the same as Darth'sthe stegosaurus that is. I don't know why.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:07,
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That came second in the poll of infants at Pembroke Primarymy favourite, velociraptor, came third but I think this is because they knew it was my favourite and wanted to be super cool like me.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:07,
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you know velociraptors were changed quite a lot for Jurassic Park right?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:10,
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Really much smaller and supposedly covered in feathers, weren't they?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:11,
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yep, I have just done 7 weeks in school on dinosaursand decided then. It used to be the Allosaurus but the name Al now makes me come out in a rash.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:12,
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fair enoughwas allosaurus the one doing thumbs up all the time?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:12,
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don't know pal,He was a huge T rex type (theropod) I think who was top of the food chain and bossed it.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:15,
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google says it's not the one I'm thinking of(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:16,
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Iguanadonhad the pointy thumb, which they originally thought went on its nose
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:16,
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that's the one(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:33,
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I spent my youngest years thinking that was pronounced ig-you-anna-donhaving been more dinosaur-mad than lizard-mad as a boy.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:35,
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It's because its weird head and massive body reminds you of al, isn't it?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:08,
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that and the bony spine plates and spiky tail(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:10,
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Saw this the other day and thought of you:upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Geological_time_spiral.png
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:20,
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I like the little dude right at the end showing-off his height-of-evolution thang.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:26,
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DiplodocusJust like the name - shit looking innit.
20'C at the weekend!!!!
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S'gotta be either of the larger pterosaurs.Check out the size of the fuckers!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:09,
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Why?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:10,
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I'm not sure my stomach could cope with that, to be honest.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:12,
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it is pretty revolting(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:14,
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And I was right...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:14,
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His Gonz and Sexface one was outstandingWould read again AA+++
By the beard of Moses etc
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:15,
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Fuck you.We've had this debate before, you little cunt.
Avimimus, Riojasaurus, Stegasaurus, Triceratops or Brachiosaurus.
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You were wrong then, and you are wrong now.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:15,
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mainly found in Spain, no shit.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:18,
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I don't think it's one or the other pal.'cause given that choice I would pick dinosaurs over water anyday of the week.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:20,
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No, it's chavs.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:21,
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Having been to Spain, in May at that,I can assure you that the rain there is not found mainly in the plain, but in fact mainly over my fucking head the whole time
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I went to Tenerife a few years ago in August and it rained for the first time in 11 years
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:23,
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That wasn't rain...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:28,
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I'd say "Fuck you with Darth's"But I'm worried you'd try it and hurt yourself.
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I'm flattered that you think I could*resolves to try when I get home*
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Riojasaurus was shit."Hey, Rioja, come and eat stuff".
"Nah, I can't, I'm pissed and I'll be all sick and stuff and I don't like being sick, I wish someone would invent the toilet so I could be sick in it and not have to sleep in a nest of my own vom".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:17,
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NahHe was all "Aa fuggin luv yoooo, yer me besterestest mayyyyte"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:19,
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DeinonychusIt makes velociraptor look queer.
Alt: I love the spring Sun. It used to be the time of loading up the camera with Ektachrome 200 and going outside for some saturated blues.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:14,
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It's like discussing what your favourite bits of lego were(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:18,
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The roofy bits.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:19,
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Jurassic Parka. A favourite of Barrys.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:16,
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That is excellent.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:18,
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Alt - yes, am planning to go for a run down by the river to the football ground and back in an hour or soNAKED
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You can have a click for that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:20,
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I want a rating out of 10 not just a click.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:21,
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7/10Very good. I concede that a joke based on the ground's actual name would have been extremely difficult
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Cheers, I shall treasure it for always.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:24,
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Norwich do have 'The Barclay' stand.So there is the potential for a bit of wank-based-rhyming-slang.
*For future reference*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:29,
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This is an excellent pointand now we all know that you look into the football grounds of Britain in preposterously explicit detail to discover disgusting masturbatory possibilities.
Go on, do one for Forest's.
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AnkylosaurusHe's low, bad-tempered, heavily armoured and carries dangerous weaponry. Reminds me of my mother.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:18,
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Also has a huge wrecking ball tail which is handy in a scuffle.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:21,
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Can he steeple his fingers though?Does he even have them? And his seating arrangements?
HAVE YOU THOUGHT THIS THROUGH?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:21,
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I got that from my father's side, Monty.Although your concern is appreciated.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:35,
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At one point I was in the Rock Dinosaurs DJ crew,My monicker at that time was T-Wrecks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:21,
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Alright Monts?How'd the meeting go?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:21,
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Alright?Full apology and promise to stop being a cunt.
Apparently I exacerbate the situation by 'belittling people when they make mistakes'. I mean, does that sound remotely like something I would do? Really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:23,
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Err....(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:23,
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ermi love you. but it sounds EXACTLY like something you would do.
and should do. how else will they learn, the witless spastics?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:24,
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I would imagine this is still better than threatening them(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:24,
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Excellent newsDid she let you see her "research" on schools? Or acquiesce to your requests as regards sleepovers and your Mum's party?
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Not that meeting.Somebody shouted at Monty and made him cry this morning. He was hauled into the MD's office to be warned about using up more than his quota of the office Kleenex.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:32,
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That's not fair - I've not wanked at my desk for weeks,(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:37,
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Presumably this is because,in a moment of Kleenex-shy desperation, you were forced to mop up using your copy of the Lord's Prayer. And now you can't remember the words.
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I think they came off onto his deskso they're now all back to front, like.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:41,
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*unzips*"Amen. Ever and forever, glory the and power the, kingdom the is thine for..."
Nah, it's doing nothing for me
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Also 7/10Had to mark you both separately to make it easy to find the marks for future averages
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That's the only one I knowI was unaware there was an alternative. I suppose this means I was raised C of E; hopefully it also illustrates my knowledge of religion nowadays!
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I was not aware of thatI'm off for that jog. Rock'n'roll. Speak soon honey xxx
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Different meeting, old boy.Today's was with the cunt who threatened me, I'm not meeting with the ex til Sunday. She's now saying she wants to meet at my flat (aka inspect my flat). I promised myself she'd never set foot in there again after a number of horrendous incidents - I don't know what to do about this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:36,
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Suggest it would be better for both of you if you met someone neutral.There won't be any distrations then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:38,
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Ah, apologies. You can see why "full apology and promise to stop acting like a cunt" made me think of your ex though.I'd go back to her and state your case for not having it at your flat - don't let her think she has the upper hand, however well you clean and tidy she's bound to find some tenuous reason as to why it's not child-friendly.
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don't fuck her(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:59,
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I won't.I didn't when I was pissed, single and on holiday with her - there's no fucking way now...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:19,
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Tell her she can inspect the flatonce you've agreed on the sleepover etc. Make it conditional
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:08,
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I'm going to guess 'quite well'As there is no hint of misery, or slippers covered in vom in his message.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:23,
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why are you not banned from that website?why?
and this one, come to think of it...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:23,
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Tam-Tam, Flinty and a couple of others.They did not have dino-pun names, the poofs. I changed mine specially, but then I had the least to lose as I'd pretty much retired by then anyway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:24,
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He didn't want to play. The cunt.Too much of a 'serious DJ' - actually and also one of my best pals, he's alright really but a little 'precious'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:29,
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He still has an indie band going, but in reality that's a small hobby for him.We're all old cunts. Nothing more now til we die.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:18,
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I wish I'd have known you back then.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:29,
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diplodocusbecause it looks like it would have been quite cute.
summer is great when i am NOT AT WORK.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:22,
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I have 4 and half months off this summer...give us a job?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:24,
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I'd be careful, BobbyShe tends to make her boy-help cry...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:30,
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I like a bit of sadomashicism.got your email btw. Will get back to you over the next few days.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:41,
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You'd better phone the Daily Sport thenit might not have gone to press yet...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:51,
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Voluntary blindness epidemic amongst sad lowlives reportedI assume this is part of some diabolical scheme, IN
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The Daily Sport ceased trading a few days ago.If what B3th says is true, I can only imagine it's because all its staff went blind.
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they're probably all sitting under their desksrocking back and forth, sobbing quietly. In a mess of their own filth.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:57,
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alamosaurus, supersaurus, torosaurusI don't know why, I just looked at a list and those are the ones I like
alt: it's not here, it's still a bit cold and will probably snow again
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:23,
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I just liked brontosauruses. They were awesome.In slightly more important news, I'm having an allergic reaction to something. What should I do? At the moment it only seems to be on my skin but the area feels hot and the skin is red and sore. I've put Savlon on it...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:28,
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That's the least of your worries.The Brontosaurus isn't real. It was an Apatosaurus with the head of a Camarasaurus.
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They are Apatosaurus nowChanged their name by deed poll or something.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:34,
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have a shit(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:35,
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I always feel better after a good shit.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:37,
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exactly not enough MDs prescribe a good old shit these days(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:41,
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There is some awesome grafitti in the bogs at UEA "HAVING A GOOD SHIT IS AWESOME"
"Not if you're in bed at the time!"
"Depends who you're with, my girlfriend doesn't mind"
"WE KNOW"
Students are so fucking witty
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I'M OK GUYSit went down.
/faints
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:58,
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Didn't we already cover this?I have no favourite dinosaur. Dinosaurs are gay. Especially the ones in that shit Disney show from the 90s.
Alt: of course it's not. It's April. The weather will continue to be shit until the middle of May, when we will have three weeks of lovely sunshine, then it will be shit again.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:32,
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I think you've hit the nail on the head there.How else did they all die out if they whole lot of them didn't turn gay overnight?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:34,
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I would have thought you would have known that, DGThe Cybermen crashed a spaceship into the Earth, an did us all a favour by getting rid of Adric at the same time...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:36,
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Well, there is that as well.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:37,
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Oh man, I totally forgot about that, the Jim Hensons one ? that was fucking awesome.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:36,
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I never watched itbut I'm guessing you're wrong.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:38,
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Well, I enjoyed it, for one. And I'm sure I can't be the only person in the world who enjoyed it because someone at Disney liked it enough to put it on their telly channel.So maybe _you_ are the one in the wrong? Did you ever think about that? IT WAS ALL A LIE.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:43,
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I am never in the wrong, Gonz.You hear me? Fucking never
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:46,
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What about that time when that guy did that thing that you thought was out of order?...... yeah', you remember.YOU WERE WRONG TO GO OUT WITH HIM. HA. IN YOUR FACE.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:05,
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Disney AND Jim HensonThis one? www.youtube.com/watch?v=22CYqQMzI_k
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That's the one !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:43,
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I remember watching it as a kid and liking it, but I have no idea if it's any good or not.I re-watched Sharky and George a while back, because I remembered liking it as a child, but couldn't remember what it was actually like. I was most disappointed.
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I agree with Kroney, Ankylosaurus was fucking hardcoreAlt: Not yet, I need BBQ weather first.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:01,
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I'm sticking with the classic T-rexAlt: I'm excited. But then I don't want to wear summer clothing, because it doesn't coverup much
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:02,
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Huge Boobs alert(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:13,
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huge boobs and hot weather do not go well togetherexcept possible huge plastic boobs. The real ones tend to overheat.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:14,
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When I had my cathe tried to get milk out of my nipple on the first day.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:33,
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the look of shock on his facewhen he succeeded was priceless
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:33,
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He was propelled into the air like an oil strike(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:42,
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^thisI can't wear jumpers or polo-neck t-shirts :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:20,
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^this, alsoand a short neck doesn't help matters. That's why I ten to wear tops which show my navel, if you look closely enough. Which a lot of people do.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:36,
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T rex is totally awesome and will have you trippin ballswww.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1842
I like summer, but it does mean a lot of sun cream
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