No I really, really don't. What do I have to do?
Seriously.

(welcome back, my dear)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You need to become a shut-in, sever all contact with the outside world, except the internet of course
Chop all those cards up too
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:05, Reply)

And stop chopping stuff up with them too.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Well yeah perhaps binning MD's off would assist
It happens to the best of us at some point
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I wouldn't know what to do with myself, seriously.
I've been hammering it since I was about 14, so literally all my adult life. I think I'd be utterly, utterly bereft. Or a terminal alcoholic.

I'd have to ditch every single friend I've ever had, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Nonsense
You'd still have us!

/worst silver lining ever
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

*buys kilo of smack*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Just out of interest,
are there any drugs you haven't tried or have absolutely no regard for? Apart from speed. Obviously.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I've never tried ayahuasca - that's top of my to-do list.
I have tried ketamine twice and hated it. I'm scared of opiates because they're lovely but speed is the most 'not for me' drug out there. I reckon crystal meth would be funny though - a pal of mine did loads of it and went to a strip club in Las Vegas and left 24 hours and about five grand later.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:28, Reply)

It sounds to me like crystal meth is absolutely the last thing you should ever do
but I will concede that sounds like a fucking good laugh. I've no idea what ayahuasca is. I'm one of those deeply crap drug-takers who found a favourite and stuck rigidly to it for ten years.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

If I ever win the lottery
I'll take you to a desert island for 6 months with no alcohol, drugs or tobacco.

I've always fancied doing that.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Most people would love to maroon me on a desert island.
There's a queue, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I'd be there too!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

HimJim and Monty sitting in a palm tree
B-U-M-M-I-N-G
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Then get treatment for addiction.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

:((((((((((

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Dunno it's not like he's hopelessly addicted, it's an integral part of his life though
It's about staying away from places and people. There's also little point in replacing it with alcohol *Taps nose*
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

This last point is especially true
You won't save any money, but it will make you fat. *Taps stomach*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

*septum drops onto table*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

If you can't stop doing something then it's an addiction.
He's a functioning addict and only that because of his constitution. I know how hard it can be. I've been there and I'm not being trite about it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Monty! you've had a good time for a good chunk of your life.
Now it's time to start a new part of your life.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Monty is scared that without drugs he wouldn't be able to laugh off the fact he's a bitter old man with only other bitter old men for friends
He might start appreciating his girlfriend more though.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I'm a bitter old woman and I get by without MDs.
It can be done.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Yeah but you're totally lovely

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Cut down the spending and up your debt repayments. Sell stuff if you have to.
You're not going to fix this overnight.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:11, Reply)