Al gets some new cowboy boots, he's so proud of these boots, he loves them. So off he goes home and says to his wife
"So, see anything new?" and she says "Nope". He goes into the other room, strips down completely naked except for the boots, and says "So, notice anything new?".
She goes "Nope, it's still pointing down", and this is when he sees his moment, he announces to his wife "Yeah', but it's pointing at my new shoes! ". So the wife replies "I wish you bought a new hat instead".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

A rabbi, a priest and an Imram are at a function about inter-faith issues.
They have all managed to knock down racisism, and restore the local children's playground together. A women with a tray of martinis walks past and the priest takes one and says "Brothers, will you join me in a drink to a continued relationship between our congrigations?" and takes a glass.
The Rabbi goes "Sure, why not?" and takes a glass.
The Imram then goes "Drink alchole? I would rather commit adultery than let that poison cross my lips".
It was then then the Rabbi puts his drink done and says "Sorry, I didn't realise we had a choice".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)