Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong,
It's swell the have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the worlds biggest prick.
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

So 3 cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wifes best friend,
Your percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock,
and you won't a-come a-back, ooh thankyouverymuch.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Noel Coward? Is that you?

( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Wrote it phonetically, haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)