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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's your favourite fact?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:13, 290 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
My 15" black rubber cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)
Didn't swipey do this yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)
The question that is, not my 15" black rubber cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Swipey did facts that work have taught you
This is slightly different.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Didn't you do this yesterday?
And the day before....and.....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)
You mean in the before time?
In the long long ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Noel's 15" black rubber cock

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Blue Whales ejaculate 360 gallons of sperm
ever wondered why the sea is salty?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)
He said facts.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)
+not why Darth is banned from Sea World.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Hahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Very good sir
Not sure this counts as a gay jibe, though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Mark it nonetheless?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)
8/10
For an officelol
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Almonds contain cyanide.
yet they taste so gorgeously delicious.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:17, Reply)
I dislike them intensely.
Specifically toasted, flaked almonds. They made me spray an arc of bile and partly-digested food from my mouth in the refectory of Lincoln Theological College in 1977.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)
that's quite odd
particularly as that is the best form of almond
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)
I like them wrapped in a crunchy shell of caramel, mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)
I had some cous cous last weekend with flaked almonds in it
nommy it was too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)
I fucking love almonds.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Take your pick
• Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
• It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
• It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick, but out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
• We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point, we go 'round every two hundred million years,
• And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe.

Sorry, been singing this all morning
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)
But does the universe itself keep on expanding and expanding?
And if so how fast?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Not a clue, I'm just quoting Python

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)
So was I numpty!
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Fucking hell, I feel dim now!
Haha

So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth.
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, because there's bugger all down here on Earth!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Monty Python sings
Is one of my favourite albums. Genius I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Is that the one with The Philosophers Drinking Song on it?
EDIT: According to Google it is, but it also features my favourite Python track - Sit On My Face.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:26, Reply)
you bastard
I will have that in my head all day now


"EEEEEmanual Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable..."
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar, he could drink you under the table

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)
doesn't it say "think you under the table"?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)
all answered here
www.metrolyrics.com/the-philosophers-song-lyrics-monty-python.html
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Piss, so it does

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Yes
David Hume could out consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach about the raising of the wrist....

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Socrates himself was permanantly pissed!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Sit on my faaaaaace, and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me awaaaaaaaay.....

Wow - I didn't know I still knew the words to that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Sit on my face, and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both 69
If we both sit on each other's faces
In all kinds of places, lo and behold
We'll be blown away
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong,
It's swell the have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the worlds biggest prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)
So 3 cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wifes best friend,
Your percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock,
and you won't a-come a-back, ooh thankyouverymuch.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Noel Coward? Is that you?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Wrote it phonetically, haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Isn't it
"love to hear you moralise" ? I could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)
I often listen to it while in the car.
In your car, no one can hear you sing.

Passengers don't count.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:26, Reply)
If you take all the veins, arteries and capillaries in your body
remove them and lay them end to end, it's still marginally less bad for you than eating a KFC.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Mmm, KFC

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)
that reminds me of a related fact about Essex girls...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)
What's left after you get past the plump thigh and tasty breast?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)
No, not that one.
Do tell?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)
..you get a greasy box to leave your bone in?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Or smelly box.
You robbed the punchline!!

*feels mugged*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)
I actually feel ill now. Well done you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Hey, it was ...stunned's joke
don't blame me.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)
I liked the one yesterday regarding the genome being 1.6m long

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Eichmann was disappointed with his Jew tally

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)
There was an article on the BBC site yesterday about his execution uniting Israel

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Sick bastards

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Typical.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)
So am I.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Anne Frank was actually a physical manifestation of Adolf Hitler's feminine side
A la Norman Bates
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:25, Reply)
If you took all the drugs that Monty Boyce has ever taken
you still won't have taken as many drugs as Monty Boyce, because in the time it took you to take all those drugs, he would have taken more.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)
and if you took all the money that 'you' earn in a year
could you buy enough drugs to keep him happy?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Not even close

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Let's give it a try, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)
B3th, it is Al doing his thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)
I know. That's why I wrote 'you' instead of you
Silly. Keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)
I won't tell you what my least favourite fact is
but I will tell you I learned it from my bathroom scales this morning. Boo. In fact, it was my least favourite fact since the last time I looked at my bank balance.

I can't think of a favourite fact at the moment. I read so many of those obscure facts books that I could probably find quite a few facts, but I love them all equally.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Your scales double as an encyclopedia?
Wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)
*Joke about massive volume*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Fuck you, AA
Fuck you with Darth's.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)
May I submit
"Fuck you with Foxy's" flows better?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)
No.
You'll start with a little submission on a thread but before you know it you'll be lying in the urinal trough in a leather bar wearing nothing but goggles and an erection.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Will be?
That was last Saturday night, surely?

Also, you may be many things, Darthy, but Foxy ain't one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)
*is mortally wounded*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

mort an
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)
You're on good form today sir
Have an 8/10 and a click, for services to consistent funniness.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)
Cheers guv
I'm trying to stick to the less is more thing. So far so good.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Fact?
There are more people alive today than have ever lived. I liked this fact.

Sadly, it's not true.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)
I don't actually understand why anyone with two brain cells to rub together
ever believed this, though. It's obviously and demonstrably wrong by its very nature. Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Isn't it one in four people who ever lived
are alive today? I'm sure I read that somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)
'Jimmy Hill's Big Book of Facts'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Chinny reck-on
playgroundlolz
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)
It was knocking around when I was a lad, in the 70's.
Clearly, even though the world population has more than quadrupled in the last 100 years, it is wrong.

'member the 70's?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)
I do indeed. They were fucking great.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Shut up
You were born in 1973, so my guess is that you can only remember 1976 with any degree of clarity, as after that you'd have been on the MDs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Long summer days
And Spangles.

EDIT: Or getting spangled eh, Monty?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)
^this
It was aloways summer, except when it was christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)
^this
The summers went on forever and there was always snow at christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)
And the presents under the tree were HUGE
and toys were fun. And we knew how to make our own entertainment. And policemen were nice.

Fuck me, I'm old.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)
that's more plausible, yeah.
But I've no idea. That's population statistics, which is the scientific equivalent of a retarded child that wanks in public. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Its actually estimated at less than one in 13

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)
.. just before they were distracted by a butterfly.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)
I like facts that you can throw at people when they quote a common misconception
so you can feel superior to them. For example

"Shaving does not cause hair to grow back thicker"
or
"I think you will find that ducks quacks actually do echo"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)
You are Stephen Fry AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Mate, she just called you bent.
Fabulous, but bent.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)
You can't use the word fabulous
without the word darling. It's the law for benders.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)
I believe I used darling in response to you in the last thread
As you did not see fit to reply, I deemed you unworthy of any further such courtesy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)
I thought about it
but I was retching too much at the thought of touching your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)
It is no concern of mine if you choose to conjur such an image of your own filthy volition
You fucking pervert
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)
well, if you will bring it up and stick down people's throats
fnar
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)
I was taking about hammers and nails!
My god woman, you are FILTHY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)
You fucking love it, you slaaaaaaag!
Everyone knows this agressive act is just hiding the fact you want to get in my knickers.

To be fair, they'd probably fit you, too...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)
I seriously doubt that
Not without leaving unseemly pinchmarks around the waist, anyway. Am actually looking to get into your bra; I love a good hammock.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)
my mum thinks it's funny to wear them as a hat
I, however, do not.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)
I can see how that would be annoying
To answer your assertions in the previous post; yes, I do, in both cases. Keep your friends close.... and all that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)
She's right
My life is one big cover up for my massive bentness.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)
My gaydar is unfailing
You massive woofter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)
We can smell our own.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)
You are Brodie Bruce AICMFP
I fucking love that phrase
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)
I watched again the other day
but it was the special edition and they've changed loads. The beginnings totally different and quite quite shit. After slagging off Lucas for changing his films you'd think Smith would have left it be.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
You're fucking kidding!
What a stupid thing to do. How does the beginning go now then?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Svenning hosts a ball
And T.S. is all dressed up in American Civil war gear and Accidentally shoots the Governor of New Jersey. Oh and there's a sex scene with Trish the 15 year old fucking La Fours the head of security.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Pointless
and unnecessary. Shame
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:36, Reply)
I like it when people make smug statements pertaining to commonly held misconceptions
and then get punched in the face.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Cracking of joints has no link to arthritis

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)
it does "make" it darker though
which gives an illusion of thickness.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Napoleon wasn't actually short

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Just far away

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)
He was by todays standards

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Yes but not to the standards of the time he lived in
in fact he was slightly above average. Also the measurement standards were different then too.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Wasn't the theory that it was because all his Imperial Guard were massive that people thought he was little?
Plus a decent helping of British propaganda, one would assume.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Yup
huge bodyguards made him look small.

Brian May has the opposite problem, when I saw him on Oxford street he made his minders look about 4 feet tall.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)
I had no idea Brian May was a giant
Apart from his hair
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Too busy mooning over Freddie, eh?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)
7/10
A point for accuracy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)
whever girls start banging on about Brian Cox bringing sexy to science
just turn their attention to Brian May.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I really do not see how Brian Cox is sexy
He has a plastic face and awful hair. And as I've established previously, standing atop a mountain for a panning shot only works for Rocky Balboa and Richie Sambora
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)
But you *want* to see him as sexy?
*steeples fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Why on earth would I?
He talks about science for a living. I bet his pillow talk is RUBBISH.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)
I wouldn't mind a chance to find out

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)
*is more mortally wounded*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

mort an
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)
I know so many facts you'll have to narrow it down to a category.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Rape
9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)
OK, facts about courgettes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Little marrows innit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)
It's only called courgette in England and france really.
Everyone else calls it a Zuchinni
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)
That is for shining ice rinks man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)
I bet if I got this joke I'd have to tell you to leave the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)
You would win that bet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Not in my house
in my house they are called fucking vile.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)
They are great when griddled
or cooked in creme fraiche with smoky bacon and garlic on pasta
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)
They are great left on the plant.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)
meh
More for me. I'm having that pasta tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)
They are also good cut into ribbons with a peeler
and used in salads.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)
I bet they call it a courgette in DR Congo.
And all of North Africa: Algeria, Morocco etc.

Also Vietnam and Indochina. And in all other ex French colonial territories.

I put it to you, sir, that your 'fact' is a massive stinking heap of equine excreta.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)
You and I know that they don't count.
But if you insist. The UK is the only place in the English speaking world where they're called Courgettes.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)
*points downwards*
except NZ and SA.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)
I think it's only those funny mercans who call it zuchini
but then, they are wrong about so many, many things.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Aussies do as well.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)
ax
color
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)
The concept of an occupational land war in a religiously-motivated country
Also: Justin Bieber
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Serious answer is too serious
including Bieber
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Has your daughter begun worshipping The Squirrel Prince yet?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Why?
Do you want to trade posters and stickers?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I clicked this.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Who the fuck is the squirrel prince?
She loves Peppa Pig, Sleeping Beauty and Gaston the Ladybird
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Bieber
He looks like a squirrel, innit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Nah, she's not bothered about any particular music yet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Get her started on Bowie now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)
and does he have the dreamiest eyes?
Is he just the cutest boy ever?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)
You're getting him confused with me
AGAIN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)
He's canadian.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Is he?
I meant that for some reason he's popular in America.

How on earth do you know that?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)
I heard a canadian stand up saying it was payback for something america did to them.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Excellent recovery
*puts away kiddie-fiddler brush and vat of tar*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Tom Stade?
I like him, he's very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Brian Adams, Celine Dion
and now Bieber. Surely America should be invading on the grounds of international terrorism.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)
However
Leslie Nielson, Jim Carrey (no, fuck YOU), Dan Aykroyd...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)
nah
zucchini is the Italian for it. So Italy, US, Aus, etc use that. Courgette is French for "little marrow" so French-speaking world uses that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Australia and America
those famously Italian-speaking countries...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
their cuisine is historically italian dominated though.
Well, in the case of the US. The Australians are just weird.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)
I'm telling poppet you said that!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Feel free.
Any country that divides their cheese into "sharp" and "tasty" has limited contribution to haute cuisine.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Excuse me, I don't like sharp OR tasty cheese.
I like my cheese mild.
And I'm not that weird.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)
haha, nice arrival
I love Australia really. Next academic move I make will probably be Sydney.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Fuck Sydney.
Melbourne is where it's at.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Yeah, that's where they make Neighbours, innit.
I think the majority of our knowledge of Australian culture comes from Neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)
neighbours can fuck right off.
*sad face*
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I'm well aware that Neighbours is completely shit
but I still watch it. Every single fucking day. It's just sad, really. I had such potential.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)
WHY?! Why would you expose yourself to such mindless drivel??

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)
spent time in both
and ... no. Disagree. I'd go to Adelaide at a push.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Adelaide has the highest rate of serial killers in australia for the capital cities.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)
Don't go to Brisbane, whatever you do.
If Neighbours has taught me anything, it's that Brisbane is a euphemism for death.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Except the Greeks, the Kiwis and Saffers as a start.
I'm sure there are more places. Shit fact is shit. And incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Meh started a conversation. It's a win for team me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Course it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I might go threaten a colleague now, for the lols.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)
The possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1
You're welcome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Good memory!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Is it cold in here?
Or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)
I have a bad feeling about this (thread)

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)
I'm all alone :(

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)
That's no moon!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)
It's yo mamma

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Never tell me the odds.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)
I feel strangely proud of myself right now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Gay pride
You go girl!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Hahaha
7/10
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I only know properly useless facts
generally about obscure books, can't think of a favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Although laughed at for its cuisine now,
England was once the world leader in gastronomy. French cooks would come over to medieval and Tudor English courts in order to learn how to cook pies and roast meats. The latter is the actual root for their nickname for us of les rosbifs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Does any one want to see a picture of my new daughter?
Anyone?

No?

Oh
.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)
I was going to make a joke here
but even I would find it too disgusting for the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)
You tried that with my first daughter
it didn't work because she didn't fancy you.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Must be a lesbian.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Go on then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)
No
I want to watch a video of a bear riding a moped
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Shit, I've gone and had that LSD for breakfast again

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)
You too, eh?
I might take mushrooms tonight. I have tomorrow off.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Dont work on me for some reason
Not a thing from them at all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Fair enough but why put a skirt on the poor thing.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Poor Mr. Bear, treated like shit, claws and teeth torn out, and now ridiculed on the internet :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
This is the next stage in their evolution

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Will you have to pixelate her first?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)
I'm calling social services

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Thats going to happen sooner or later
If she doesn't get her own way our three year old has taken to telling random strangers that we push her and hit her.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
What a bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
only when she wants to be

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)
I stand corrected, you're her bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)
definitely true

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Your child is an evil genius
Get her a big fluffy white cat as a pet.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)
In the last few months she has become very manipulative.
I shall get her a secret lair for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Mine's a right manipulator as well.
Has been for ages - pretending she wants a cuddle to gain access to things on high shelves etc. She's her mother's daughter alright...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)
I started off as a daddy's girl
and very quickly learned how to manipulate men. Once I'd fully equipped myself with breasts it was pretty much game over for the Y chromasome.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Mine does that
She also does it in the street then won't let go so I have to carry her.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Stop recruiting!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/98480917b02b1414508e/leiaandphil.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
aww bless!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Doesn't look too much like an alien.
Good for you. Nice shock of dark hair too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)
My kids were both born with lots of black hair
They are now both blonde
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)
My first was born with black hair like that and is now very blonde

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

l
werewolflolz
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)
They are both bonde?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)
In your own time, like
You can get there if you try. I believe in you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)
I was just being pedantic
or a cunt, if you will
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)
I thought
'goodness, she has a hairy back'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Awww that's lovely. Who's that fat queer on her right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Using yesterdays pun again
That's a reflection on your monitor
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Fat?
I'll have you know I cycle 21 miles a day and am quite trim thank you. I am queer though. 1 out of 2
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Here's mine from last week (I am too thick to know how to post it as a link)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)
She's lovely :)
though she does look very similar to my little sister (think I might've showed you a photo of her sometime)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Here's my other riding a dog made of wellies
www.b3tards.com/u/98480917b02b1414508e/wellydog.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Like you do...
Nice kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Nice?
Can't you see the evil look in her eyes? That twisted evil smile? Today a wellydog tomorrow the flying steed of the Nazgûl.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Nice
When are you getting her her first bike?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)
WANT!
That's an awesome idea I wonder how much they cost. Unfortunately she is a very girly girl and has her first bike. Its all pink and gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Also, I have a feeling your missus might not approve..

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)
I'll do what I usually do when I want something I'm not allowed
do it anyway and take the bollocking later.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Good man.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)
She threatened to divorce me when she found out I had bought a new screen for my laptop
And Akira shouted at her to leave her daddy alone ahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Easier to ask forgiveness than permission
a tactic I use regularly at work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Well, I think that's conclusive proof you're not her father
You could never have produced someone so beautiful and intelligent-looking.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)
That's the face I do when you start talking about music as well.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Hahha officelol

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Hahahahah*



*you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)
And my two horrors
here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Fucking hell, that's terrifying

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Why is that?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)
That girl is looking straight into my soul

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)
She does that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Below are all the pictures of all the children I'm ever going to have

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Nope, can't see that either

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)
As long as everyone else can

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)
It's your pregnant missus

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Motherfucker please
I'd got more chance of impregnating you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)
You could start by buying him a drink

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)
You've not seen the picture yet

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Seriously, she would just as soon eat a munchy box as bear my child
Bear in mind she's a vegetarian who likes to eat healthily...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)
In that pic, she's done both

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)
So I do what I normally do when people post photos they took
I checked the metadata. Some interesting stuff there, and certainly confirms prior suspicions. The likeness is also a dead giveaway.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Aw man, she's got something on her face.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)
You mean the ugly pustulating wart on her nose?
that's me
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)
I always trot out this fact when these threads come along
2.bp.blogspot.com/_EDt4oEItrYA/SmTcUev2seI/AAAAAAAAASY/E6IsAlfU-vI/s1600-h/MilkBlindness.png
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
When a Humbolt squid turns red, it's not showing anger.
They spend a lot of time in deep water and red wavelengths don't penetrate water very far, so they're actually trying to hide.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Peado squid?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Commie squid?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)
My joke is more literary.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)
Yes.
Yes it is.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)
True fact, there is a new and better thread to play in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)
If you're involved, I fucking doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Better than this?
That's unpossible!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

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