I've twice woken up covered in blood with no memory
Sadly, both times, it was my own.

Although the stag do in Amsterdam when we were staying on a converted fishing trawler was interesting for waking up, limited memory, head going like a bass drum, to see the boat looking like it had recently been used for a cheap horror film. Cue dawning realisation that it wasn't fake blood, and massive panic re: dismembered hookers, and then finding out that a mate had "de-gloved" a toe on the steps in the night, wandered around, not been able to find a light switch and wandered back to bed. How he lost that much blood and lived I'll never know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 12:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Remeber to put your tampon in before you go out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Ouch
That would sting, I'm guessing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)