that sounds fucking vile

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it's fucking delicious

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

it has cucumber in it
ergot it is disgusting.

also, blue cheese mings, I'm not fond of spinach, and turkey is pretty much the least impressive of all meats
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Turkey is for people that can't afford chicken
chicken is for people that can't afford swan
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

is that a joke?
turkey is way more expensive than chicken
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Not in England it's not.
It is chicken's poor cousin, in price, taste and moisture retention.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

just like your mother

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

not here
because it's shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I am inclined to agree however, I just use the lunch meat not actual turkey
however, it truly is way more expensive
my mom spends like $25 on a turkey for christmas and a whole chicken is like 5 bucks or something
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

you know turkeys are much much bigger than chickens right?
on weight, turkey is probably cheaper.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

how much do chickens weigh?
i doubt it's cheaper
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

couple of kilos

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Turkeys need longer to mature than chickens
but I imagine if you're only paying $5 for a chicken, it will have been raised in pretty horrible conditions.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

what, a barn yard?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

You wish
try filthy dark shed so tightly packed with birds that they can hardly move and have to walk over the bodies of their dead and rotting friends.

And the birds are engineered to grow incredibly fast and are pumped full of chemicals and hormones to speed their growth, before they and brutally slaughted at the end of their short and miserable lives.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

and that's just here
I shudder to think what else they do to them in America
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

This is a good argument against those that complain about Fois Gras
day to day farming on an industrial scale creates far more misery than the 10k geese slaughtered in France each year for their delicous silky livers.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Plus Foie Gras is fucking delicious
but battery chickens taste like shit.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

and foie gras is at least 4000 times as delicious as chicken

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

First homecooked meal
after my diet is going to be beef wellington with a foie gras and mushroom duxelle.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

mmmmm

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I heard they make them salute a little flag eaach morning
and sing a song
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I can't think of anything worse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

ha ha racist fucks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

maybe in a grocery store, but I buy my chicken from the butcher, it's free range and yes, only 5 bucks

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Good for you
Though I struggle to understand how any farmer can raise a chicken and sell it for $5 and still be making money.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

that was my thought
unless it is free range + growth hormones
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

not sure what to tell you, chicks are super cheap around here

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Good for you*
*contary to apperances this post contains no sarcasm
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

well....
I have nothing to say to that. Other than that you get good value chicken.

It's still nicer than turkey though. Stop wasting your money on turkey.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Our Christmas turkey was £80 i think
it was massive though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

why did you buy it if it's chicken's poor cousin?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Because our traditional christmas meal of Goose
has been usurped by the Merkin turkey industry and it's insidious marketing of Turkey being a christmas bird.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

We have Goose at Easter instead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)

sounds like bullshit to me
if you want goose then have goose
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)

goose will cost you £100 these days
and won't feed as many

nice though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)

This is a super Turkey for Christmas, it's traditional init
I only by free range chicken which bumps up the price even more.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)

That is cheap.
A decent size turkey over here could cost £50
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Not bootiful

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

personal taste innit
MAKE YOUR OWN MEGA NOMWICH I DON'T CARE
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I have subway to do that for me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

do you people just ask questions in order to disagree with someone?
why ask a question about sandwiches if you make your decisions based on subway ingrediants?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

wouldn't disagree if you weren't wrong

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

by your standards
what sort of creep doesn't like cucumbers anyway
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

the ones who have the ability to taste something in them that makes it fucking disgusting

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)

wtf can you taste in them? sunshine, happiness and rainbows?
i bet you like "beetroot" don't you
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

phenylthiocarbamides
beetroot is alright. I've never bought it, but I'll eat it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Beetroot is fucking incredible
Slowly roasted beetroot is so divine, and sweet pickled baby beetroots are so delicious.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

that does sound good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

EURGH
slow roasted dirt more like
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

They do taste earthy, but are brilliant with goasts cheese and balsamic vinegar

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

never had goast cheese
but never will eat them, after having been forced to as a child
I can no longer stand to be in a kitchen while they're cooking, let alone get them past my nose
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Fair comment, childhood food taumas stick with you for a long time
goasts cheeses is special goats cheese
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

You are food angry today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Ergo
not ergot. That's a mould that grows on cereal crops and makes you go mental.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I knew that
I don't know how that t crept in there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Sounds bleu.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)