well, if anyone knows about men sucking, it's you.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Speaking of losing one's touch
I've only just noticed my failure to make some kind of creepy sex reference out of "couldn't help myself".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

shall we just admit we're losing interest in defeating each other
and just rut like bunnies?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I don't think we're fooling anyone darling
The Batman and Catwoman comparisons are entirely justified. And fictitious.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

nn mm
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

ha ha
publols.

Yes, I'm in the pub. Deal with it, losers!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I'll be in the pub in an hour
Although I will have to come back to work 45 minutes later.

So, the sex, then. Your place or mine? Or a neutral venue midway between the two points? I think that gives practically anywhere in England to choose from.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)

The gaybar doesn't count as 'the pub'
and if we're meant to be together, you will guess where I'll be waiting for you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I'm going with "behind a hedge with a massive sledgehammer or possibly a sword"
Does this mean we're destined for one another?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)