No offence...
But i've witnessed some horrendously abhorrent bbq skills in Enlgand during my time there. I once saw a person cook with gas. For shame! However the Pièce de résistance was allowing women within the 5 metre exclusion zone to comment on the readiness of the meat. That's just not cricket.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This^
Gas BBQ = outside cooker = BBQ fail
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Damn straight....It destroys the sanctity of the moment.
Part of the ritual is getting the heat just right to start grilling.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

The whole point is the smoky taste, not the gassy taste!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Meat should be burned on a BBQ
and raw in the middle. Man food
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

resulting in man shits

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

BBQ shits
The best kind
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I'd rather it be done right
and that's usually effected by a woman standing close by and pointing out that raw pork isn't good for you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

It'll give you worms

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I have not killed anyone whilst BBQing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Women
Always moaning. If it's not about raw pork then it's about something else equally innocuous like juggling burning razor blade coated nin-chucks near the babies cot. pfffft...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)