Well I went to BBQ
Ate loads of Homemade chilli beef burgers, drank loads of ale and then my horse come second in the GN but no matter as I had an each way bet, I spent my massive £6 winnings on a box of chocs for the missus so you never know she might smile tonight. Now both kids and the wife are fast asleep on the sofas leaving me a few minutes of Phil time.
( Peej, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 18:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Is the wife a miserable bugger or just post natal probs?

( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 18:38, Reply)

Generally just a bit of a miserable bugger
marriage will do that to you I guess.
( Peej, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 18:42, Reply)

Oh well! at least she's hot.

( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I think so.
On an unrelated note I just found an eyebrow bar and thought i'd see if my eyebrow holes have healed over in the 5 years since I last wore one. They haven't.
( Peej, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:13, Reply)

How long did you have the peircings in for?
I'm debating whether to try and re-do my nipple peircings but I only had them for over a year.
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Why not get another tattoo?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:29, Reply)

I will do eventually.
When I've decided what I want.
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Where on your body would you have you next tatt?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Dunno! leg probably.
Or lower arm.

Suggestions?
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:34, Reply)

For where or what you should have done?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:36, Reply)

What shall I have done?

( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I shall think, and Google, and report back.
Get This.


( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Shouldn't that be dick kicker?

( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Well get dick kicker on your leg
And cunt puncher on your arm.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:56, Reply)

I was after something a bit more deep and meaningful.

( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:57, Reply)

You could get Lampito to translate it into Latin

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Cuntus Punchus.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Untcay Uncherpay

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Thats latin for punt puncher
as any fule kno
( Peej, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 20:57, Reply)

I'm sure I don't know WHAT you're talking about

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)

THIS SIDE UP
USE NO HOOKS
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Hmmm no idea I got them after I was 16 but they have been out for at least 5 years
so no more than 8 years but probably less.

Tattoo wise I think you should get a massive CDC then tell people it's a christian fish that went wrong, if they ask if you are Christian reply that you are Jewish and refuse to explain.
( Peej, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I don't want to end up on one of those dodgy tattoo websites thankyouverymuch.

( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:56, Reply)