I do not require the croissant of smugness
unless it has magical headache healing properties. Bloody Jaegerbombs - whose stupid fucking idea was that?

I strive hard not to be a cunt every day, because I'd rather be a nice person. I don't always succeed.
(berk, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

sounds like
You had a good night! ;-)
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)

It was a nice night
but it was very quiet. TC was just trying to get me drunk; I've always managed to behave myself round him and he wants to see what happens when I'm pissed.
(berk, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)

so maybe
Dancing on the table flashing your thong wasn't such a good idea after all?
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Hahaha
I have to be more drunk than I was last night to think dancing is a good idea. And thongs are for chavs, it's french knickers all the way.
(berk, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

pardon me
For implying that you are a chav
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Tsk tsk, men
Just remember, they only want to put their penis in your mugs.
( djtrialprice, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I never use my mugs
they're only there for tea and coffee for guests - which, currently, is mainly him.
(berk, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Make sure you put rubber gloves on before touching them
Then burn them afterwards.
( djtrialprice, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Go for a jog, that'll sort your head out.
How long is it until you run the half marathon?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)