*offers choice of coat hangar or staircase*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I will drink lots of gin
It may help
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Mind the piss
*hands mop*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I wasn't going to drink that much

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

*reads post*
*checks name of poster*
*re-reads post*

BOLLOCKS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

My secret shame

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Don't forget the gin!
Morning everyone!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Morning Dr Himjim!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Hi everybody!
Now, there are many options for dangerously underweight individuals, like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology. You need to focus on the lesser food groups, such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the Chocotastic!

Classic Simpsons gold, right there.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Haha!
Did you copy/paste that, or type it from memory?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Memory :(
To be fair I have just watched Season 2 - 10 in the last few weeks.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

That is an awful lot of Simpsons!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I much prefer Spongebob.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Everything before Season 10 of the Simpsons
is magical, wonderful adult satire. I maintain that it's one of the best shows to ever come out of America.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

It is excellent in parts
but South Park makes me laugh more overall, and Spongebob is really doing it for me these days. I am so please my daughter loves that show.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

south park is one of the best tv shows ever made, not just out of America

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:14, Reply)

morning
how are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I am pretty good thanks!
Full of beans today, got one week left on the diet, then I can finally booze away to my hearts content. Picked up a bottle of Jim Beam Black at Sainsburys y'day to prepare for Sunday.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

good lad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Might even indulge in a bit of the MDs
to really help the weightloss.

By the way, if any London types want to help me permanently elevate my blood alcohol level to at least .03 let me know!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I am up for an MD adventure when you are, old boy.
Or even sooner.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:58, Reply)

That is an odd diet
Heinz or HP?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Black!
Full of fibre and low GI.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)