She lives 300 miles away and is at uni, for a start.
Also, male friend would be incapable of looking after/supporting said child. They're not together, they have just been shagging on and off for about two years, whenever she comes back to visit. He said he had to speak to me last night, so I just phoned him. He sounded like shit and said "I have to talk to you in person. It's about Chelsea and... I'm not happy."

I might just be jumping to wild conclusions here, by the way.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think it is as they are unlikely to win the Premier League
not babies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Hahaha

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Is your friend Ashley Cole?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Ashley 'Roll' more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

If her pregnancy wasn't mentioned
Then that's quite a leap to take.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

He wouldn't tell me anything on the phone.
Just that it was about her. Also, he asked me last night if I'd spoken to her recently, but wouldn't tell me why. And then he got all shitty when he thought I was texting her.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Kids eh?
*tssk*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)