Might as well do it now before the rising oceans sort all that shit out.

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was quoting Partridge
But the rising oceans are a concern. Not least for me, as I'm not a local I'm not equipped with the same webbed fingers and toes so will have to take my Gold Swimming proficiency certificate after all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Have you got tiny little trunks?

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I have but the elastic in them has perished
It's not a cry for help
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:24, Reply)

He's got something tiny to put IN his trunks
I would guess...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I am not going to dignify this slanderous allegation with a response
Apart from this one, obviously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

It's only slanderous if you can prove it's not true
Will it stand up in court?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Only if the judge bares his arse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I like this
So I clicked 'I like this'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)

...as that is the correct thing to do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)

7/10
First time I've scored you in a while mate. You feeling alright?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I need MOAR COFFEE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Very good, LOIN. Like it :-)
And, to answer your question, depends on how warm the courtroom and how low-cut your top is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)

And anyway, it's libellous
unless you've also stood in the park and announced it to everyone.
( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)

It doesn't need announcing
Go to his local park, and he'll probably be there showing it to everyone.

Everyone in the gents' toilets, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I thought slander was written and libel announced?
I will concede that is this is useFUL information it falls outside of stuff I know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)

as always, kid, you are wrong
Libel is written, slander is spoken.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Noted
Appreciate the "kid" reference
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)