This is a new level of misery for you
You are proclaiming something to be "fucking shit" before it even exists.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The worst part is, he's probably right
A film made about Keith Moon's life would either end up being some horrific Guy Ritchie catchphrase-fest or, if done well and accurately, see release in about 3 cinemas.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)

It could star Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Click click click
This has to be in your top three all-time puns
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

It wasn't that good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Well no-one else got it
So it must have been sophisticated and clever
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

No, it was shite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

^ This.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Yeah this.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)

^This
(without even reading the thread)
( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Alright, gorgeous?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Hello, my favourite Mental.
I'm alright - how are you?
( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Mental as ever, thanks.
Perhaps even a little more so. Who knows? Not me, for, you see, I am mental.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Ignorance is bliss, Monters. Keep up the good work.

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

*flaps arms, flid-style*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I didn't get it.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

They were in 'Moonlighting'
which contains the word Moon. That's how clever the pun is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

*facedesk*
+sheer lunacy
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Young sir it is April. Beer?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Yes, next week.
Tuesday-Friday, pick a day.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Not Tuesday as I may be seeing my daughter,
and Friday nights Lusters works, so what about Weds?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

It's in the diary.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Awriigghttt!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Now THAT'S clever
(assuming the 'lunacy' ref was a play on the 'luna' part of 'lunacy' ie the moon)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

It was!
Benefits of a classical education.

/5 points for film quote?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Die Hard?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Wahey
Best thing about that film was Alan Rickman.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

This is generally true about films featuring Alan Rickman.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Fists with your toes.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

When you stuff the prossies into the crawlspace
under your house, do you tell them "now you know how a TV dinner feels?"
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

The only woman I stuff is your mum.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

That Darth is an exceptionally clever chap

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

He sho' nuff is massa.
*does cake walk*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Is that before or after he got his head caved in by a big metal spring?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I don't get this, I'm afraid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I wasn't expecting you to.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

OK, good. Thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Apparently Townshend and Daltrey have rejected numerous approaches to do a Moon biopic.
They've all be terrible sensationalist shite, apparently. The problem with Moon's cartoonish existence is that much of the reality of it would look like sensationalist shite when it wasn't.

I understand Mike Myers has been desperate to make a Moon film for years and really wanted to play the title role - obviously now he;s about 15 years older than Moon was when he died so that ain't happening. I am also told MM has horrendous BO and halitosis and is really fucking odd in real life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I can believe all of those things about Mike Myers

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Go on, then

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I am

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

When he's making a film
the casting people always try to ensure he's not there when they do their stuff because he's liable to put actors off being in his films, so weird is he.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

He's a cunt, period.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

You're a 'cunt period' yourself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

In can't believe out of the things that you dislike in this world
Mike Myers esacped your wrath...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I don't mind him one bit.
I think the Wayne's World films are enjoyable nonsense, and the Austin Powers films, for all their faults, are a loving homage to a genre of film I greatly enjoy myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

his "poetry" in So I married an axe murderer is great

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

wooooahhhh man!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)