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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Words cannot explain how much I want this.
www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/90185754
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
"Encourages role play"
Pervert
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)
And if you swap the vowels
it becomes "Diktug". FILTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)
And it can be yours for just £6.12.
Although I'm not sure why you'd want it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Because I want a breakfast themed play set
involving a cuddly toy knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Yeah Jeff you IDIOT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Sorry Monty.
I've let myself down.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I could put safety pins on the fried egg and have a fried egg badge
and attach bobby pins to the bacon for bacon-hair interfacing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)
bacon hair?
It'll be like adding streaks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I need to be careful when I put products on it
It might get a bit crispy at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)
It'll be
best (at the) back.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
You're making a right pig's ear out of this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)
No need to ham it up

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Gammon, that was terrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Well why not see if someone will buy it for you instead of an Easter egg.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)
You can't order it online :(
otherwise I'd be buying it myself in a motherfucking flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)
TO LAKESIDE!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Actually it'll take less than an hour from my house to Chafford Hundred.
I could go to the only Taco Bell in England when I'm there.
You've put the idea into my head now...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Awesome I look forward to the facebook update later of you playing with cuddly meat

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I've already uploaded pictures of ducks today
and a scary Russian woman...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
LOVE IT

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)
...to wear?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I'll put a slit in one of my dresses and sew it sticking out.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Attach it to a belt
And pretend you're cosplaying Seven.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
-ducks as reference goes over head-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Have you seen the film Seven?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I went to sleep during that in the cinema.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Yes...

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)
The hooker for 'Lust'
Gets fucked with a bladed strap-on.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Yes, I know.
Don't see how it corresponds to putting it on a belt!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
To make a felt bladed strap-on....
Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)
One of them gets killed by a sort of knife strapon thing,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I must have slept through that bit. I think I might remember that.
There was a head in a box wasn't there? It really wasn't very scary was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)
It's not meant to be scary, more unnerving
It's a thriller, not a horror.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/creepy/post1160742
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Wood is where it's at.
www.kiddiroo.co.uk/kids-toys/1287/Wooden-Pizza-Party-Childrens-Playset#
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)
But cuddly is funnier!
And looks so delicious :(

www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/70185745
www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/10185748
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)

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