I think we all know the answer to this one
And yet, you felt the need to compound the situation by telling us.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Morning darling :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

mornin you
poo related japery aside, you well?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I feel great actually
The unscheduled toilet break encouraged me to stretch the run out to 6 miles for the first time since last summer so am surprisingly positive. How are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:18, Reply)

the run my arse
miles inches
the first time since last summer some random bloke in the next cubicle

Fine, mostly. Thinking about having a shower and getting dressed. I have a lot to do today.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Hahahahaha!
A round of applause please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Have an 8/10. Good work.
Showered and dressed before 10am? What is this new devilry?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)

i no rite?
but it must be done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Thank god I was already sitting down
What's keeping you so unrealistically busy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

on somebody's lap?

Work does occasionally have to be done. Boo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

You missed
(un)surprisingly +HIV
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)