Top of my head, mate
I thought it would be more interesting than my stock response, "that cunt Michael McIntyre"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I want a truth ray
where you can see what actually went on. That would be excellent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)

^this
being as I am a nosy cow, and I want to know everything about everything.

Within reason.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Doesn't fit the question though
Unless there's a specific scientist who opposed and obstructed the constructon of a truth ray. Obviously we'd need a truth ray to know who that was.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING TRUTH RAY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)

It would be enormously useful at football matches
Although it would ruin the English sports fan's second favourite pasttime; complaining about unfair refereeing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Can't a man dream, Darth?
If we want an all-encompassing truth ray, who are you to stand in our way? I demand SCIENCE work on it immediately!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I for one am terrified by this prospect
If my boss got hold of one he'd know how much time I spend talking to you lot instead of working
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)

+ with your hand on your willy
or, in your case, someone else's willy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I'm not even going to score this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)

why?
are your hands busy?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I think it's because he has realised that no one gives a shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I don't really care what anyone else thinks, as you should have realised by now
It's because B3th should be capable of much better than that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)

knowing and caring are different things

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)