just so you know
I would still fuck her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

As long as she doesn't enjoy it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

One should never let being in a shit band stop one plowing a lady
Although I am finding it surprisingly difficult to think of an example
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I was going to say Courtney Love
but among many other things, her face would stop you.

The bassist was alright though, she'd get it if I remember correctly.

What about the bint from Kill II This?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Thank you!
Yes, she'd get it. Caroline Campbell her name was. Well done, sir.

Things that would stop me plowing Courtney Love;

- Her face
- A body that no amount of surgery can salvage
- The fact that her fanny has turned three men gay, not including Billy Corgan who's not fooling anyone
- The certainty of AIDS and, worse, people knowing you'd shagged Courtney Love
- The likelihood that shortly after the sex you'd start taking heroin, kill yourself or be asked to write her godawful band's next album
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

you should print that and laminate it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)

It is probably the most factually accurate thing I've ever written

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)