Well
I've been told things on the street, and two things can happen. If it's something nice and well said, he'll get a smile; if it's something silly or rude, I'll just keep walking. In both cases, I don't like it. I don't like having to hear what you think about me, when I don't care and I haven't said anything about you.

What I hate the most is when I've had a bad day and I get someone to tell me to smile, love. Why? Who are you to tell me? Do I tell you how to dress or walk or talk so that you don't look like a rapist? Then leave me alone.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:22, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hate people who walk down the street smiling
What do they know that I don't? Or are they simply Jesus freaks with a couple of love eggs in?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I'm usually happy
and listening to podcasts, so not only smile, but laugh. But if I'm having a bad day, don't you tell me what I have to do or I'll kick you!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

If anyone on the street tells you to smile say you're either on your period or just had a miscarriage
they'll never do it again.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Hahaha!
That's very good! I'm going to do it next time for sure :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

that's horrible

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

But I think it's a good idea.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)

people usually ask me why I look so mean
gee, how many people ask me that? people don't fucking smile all of the time and this is the face i was born with, don't like it? look elsewhere
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Exactly
Use the miscarriage technique!

Or maybe you should ask them why they're so ugly and if it's only today that they woke up with that face or it's something that happens every day.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

i just couldn't say that, as a woman, i just couldn't do it

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Ok, no the miscarriage thing
it's a bit too hard. But something very bad too, like I just saw a man being killed on the street or something like that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)

"I had a premonition that some ugly, stupid cunt was going to spoil my day"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)

"I was hoping if I made this face you wouldn't talk to me"

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

"because everytime I fucked your mum she baked me a cake"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

i'd be smiling then, no?
"because your girlfriend won't go down on me anymore"
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

hahaha
like it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)