Last time I went to a nightclub I had my arse groped by a girl.
Does that count?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:53, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not if it was lusty.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

It was not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

so they did it with cold detachment?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Bravo.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

That's excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I'm going to tell her

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I did at the time. She was only at the fucking bar.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

The fucking bar?
What kind of nightclub was this?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I'd like to know too
He goes to very peculiar places.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

A Dutsch one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I shee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

groped fingered
girl darth
count make me gay
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I'm going out on a limb here
by saying that not only have I resigned from strikethroughs (apart from under extremely rare circumstances the likes of which I cannot currently conceive of*) but I have also gone off them to the point of irritation.

*These circumstances, actually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

going out on a limb here
by saying that not only have I resigned from strikethroughs (apart from under extremely rare circumstances the likes of which I cannot currently conceive of) but I have also gone off them to the point of irritation.
a cunt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

This is better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

It's much better.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Than any of yours.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

y of yo r
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I know, me too, I just can't stop though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

also "the likes of which I cannot currently conceive of"

oh Monty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

It's very poor. I will edit.
Sorry Dad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Ha, I like that.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Not really.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Depends
Did you like it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

She was a bouncer.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

So...
he liked it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

It was flattering but embarrassing. I'm going with 'no'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

But you doubt
don't you? Mmmm... I see a problem here. Would you lie on the coach, please?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)

haha!
I hope you mean couch, not coach

/Cliff Burton lols
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Yeah, well
I did it on purpouse...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Depends, where's the coach going to?
I have to be somewhere at 7pm.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I can take you there
while we talk about your problems.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I don't have any problems.


*tries manfully to keep a straight face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

You can't smile for a picture
you must have problems.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I've chosen not to smile for photos anymore
because I've decided that smiling makes me look like a fat drunk
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)