Did anyone else scan the user name for the letters "al" before replying to this?
Awww. Are you OK? Last time I fell into a wall I broke my expensive frameless glasses and gave myself a couple of small (ie not very cool) scars in the process.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You also seem to have suffered brain damage

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:28, Reply)

"I dislike this"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:38, Reply)

Well no one likes having brain damage
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Seemed to work out alright for that Gump fellow
He got a small empire, a clutch of totally undeserved Oscars and a box of chocolates
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:41, Reply)

He also got aids when he moved to philadelphia
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:43, Reply)

and a regular stretching of his sphincter

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:44, Reply)

That was the year before
Doesn't ANYONE know their Hollywood history? A better example would have been "He got stranded on a desert island with only a basketball for company" or "he got turned into a variety of terrifying dead-eyed mocap characters by Robert Zemeckis" or "he ended up living in an airport"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:46, Reply)