Oh boy,
You should move to Croydon, I fucking love Croydon.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That was my first choice
It'd take me around 20 min to get to work and I wouldn't need the tube!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)

How much do you like being filled with blood?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Because...
the have a lot of donor hospitals there?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)

No but people on the street will happily alleviate you of some troublesome blood
For a small fee, usually just what you have on you at the time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I see
That's not nice... I like my blood very much.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)

It's fucking awful. Avoid Croydon like the plague. Al is joshing with you.
Even someone with poor judgement as well-documented as Al's wouldn't seriously suggest that Croydon is anything other than foul. Designed by the Luftwaffe and with no saving graces whatsoever, it's the only commuter belt town (apart from fucking Luton) with affordable housing for a very good reason.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I see...
Oh, well, I chose it already. It seems everybody here prefers it too. I'm confused. Is East Croydon any better?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

No.
It's probably fine to work in, just not to live. I'mn sure you will find this to be so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Well, they might not have enough space there
I think it's still better than Reading. I'll still live in Redhill.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

It wasn't my arse
it was my flabby pallid legs. And he didn't crash in to a bus because he was staring in a good way, either.
(berk, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I have no idea what relivance this is to croydon.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)

it is relevant to Al's sig.

(berk, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Oh, ok then.
How are you doing? Still depressingly engaged?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Look, remember it how you want
I'm going to picture you as a bronzed beauty making all the male passers by gawp until their wives hit.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Hahaha!
strangely, I'm fine with that.
(berk, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)