WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I had planned to go for a meal with my flatmate, a good friend and Crow.
and Amberl mentioned she was going to be in London. I suggested she come. It's really NBD.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

OH REALLY?
Dead to me.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

My parents are coming, you're welcome to!
Al turned down my loving invite.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Oh, your parents are coming?
Well, in that case, I might be free. It's been a while since I saw your mother. We've got some catching up to do.

Don't worry, that toilets in the Tayyabs have one of those Dyson Airblades, we won't make a mess on the table.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Hopefully they are.
I hate you. You don't want to see me, my hot flatmate, a hot pair of breasts, a sexy gay and a man who knows all about sexy gays, but as soon as my parents are mentioned you're all over that shit. Hmph.

Let me know by monday fo' sho'.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

No, seriously, I'm busy next week. I was just taking the opportunity to imply that I've had sexual relations with your mother in a messy way.
But again, thanks for the invite.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

no fucking mention
of the possible attendence of breasts?*

*knows her only redeeming feature
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Sadly I've come to accept that you are never going to show me your breasts
Lampito's mother on the other hand ...
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Be happy
to see my breasts you'd have to endure some Conservative rhetoric.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I'll be honest with you
I think I could probably put up with that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Edited ;)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)