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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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From your daddy to your mummy.
With a big sweaty grunt I should imagine.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I bet he said "Yeah, fucking enjoy THAT" as he spurted up her chuff
then he rolled over, wiped his cock on the curtains and fell asleep while her mum used tissues as a poor substitute for the morning after pill.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

tissues the turkey baster
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)
This why I don't have christmas dinner round at Lampito's house.

(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)
You wouldn't like it, my family are vegetarian :P

(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Okay 1) your mum is still partial to a bit of meat
and 2) why bother taking them to Tayyabs then?
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)
You do realise my "parents" and my parents are 2 different sets of people?

(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

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