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People who eat Tuna are idiotsdiscuss.
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WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:56,
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I like tuna, so you're probably right.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:56,
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Tuna is really good for your brain as it's full of dolphin and they are well clever(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:58,
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I assume you mean from an environmental standpointTune, especially tuna steak, is bloody lovely but they are nearly fished out now and do not constitute a sustainable foodstuff, sadly
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If I ate tuna I would be an idiot(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:59,
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I worked with a vegetarian who claimed that eating tuna didn't count or make her a pescatarianIt doesn't count because they're killed in a humane manner. I showed her a video of how they suffocate and she carried on eating it.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:01,
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My girlfriend is a vegetarianTherefore you are probably on to something here
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No, I had a look at the whole TARDIS thingMight take me a while. Whenever I turn up, ask me how old I am and let me know so I can set realistic timescales.
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I willYou haven't been around yet (obviously), but as soon as I see you, I'll let you know.
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No, nothing yetI'm getting impatient. I thought you'd pick me up when I was still single. I should have seen you already.
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I can't really be bothered with the voting reform(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:02,
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Because you don't understand it, or because you disagree with it based on a defensible argument?Or simply because you can't be bothered to engage in a reasoned debate and therefore simply say "No" before sticking your fingers in your ears and going "LALALALALALALALA"
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No interest, can't be arsed, little prospect of reform being passed, even if it is so fucking what*Living the democratic dream*
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:44,
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no, fuck off!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:03,
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Why stop when you're ON FIRE !!!1!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:11,
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only if you're called Bella(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:14,
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Sorry - "roll" has also become an in-joke/meme associated with her(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)
RightI'm completely lost there. But I'll laugh as if I knew what you're talking about. LOL.
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It seems that yesterdayand the day before, in Spain there were more births/day than have been in the last 10 years. It's not just a coincidence that it's 9 months since we won the world cup.
Anny funny coincidence that you can tell us?
Alt.: Just for Chompy, when was the last time you had sex?
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Pretending it's some else's hand?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:17,
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I'm notI'm a lady. I don't walk in four legs and I don't bark. And I don't eat dog's food either.
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On a similar topic, a baby born in 1998 in France was named "Trois-zero"Because French people are fucking idiots
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I had to make a card for a girl in year 7 called Tequila (for work, before you say anything)Take a guess which song was released about 11-12 years ago...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:20,
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But then you'd end up in the Slammer, and all you'd be able to do was watch the Sunrise, until you grew weary of it all, and committed Suicide.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:23,
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In the same vein, I was born 9 days short of the 9 month anniversairy of my Dad's birthdayI didn't find out I was early until I was about 15. Ugh ugh ugh.
Alt: Few weeks back
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:18,
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I was bornjust 9 months after my parents marry. They were clearly on a rush.
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Your dad's a good shot that's all(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:22,
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You don't know wellThey were following this natural method to avoid pregnancy, with temperature and that, and it faild. With my sister, my mum was on the pill, and it failed. With my brother, my mum had a IUD on her, and it failed too. After that, she just cut the tubes.
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Yeah, my mum wasn't happywhen I was born they had no job, house or any money at all. Those were hard days.
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Holy shit!It's made mildly more entertaining when you realise several signs point towards me being an unexpected/wanted child.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:21,
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You were expected, then when they met you you became unwanted(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:25,
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No, I mean my parents aren't the aborting typeIf they were, I doubt I'd be here.
I was a completely unexpected pregnancy
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:44,
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OkLike me, then. My parents would have never abort, but I know my mum wasn't happy with how things went during the first 4 years of marriage.
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Hahaha!I said that to Mark when I want to upset him. He hates talking about that and still says he was found under a blueberry bush.
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My parents talk about sex all the bastard timeand there was that one time I walked in on them...
So, yeah, I really can't pretend they never do it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:25,
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I'm a Christmas/New Year baby :((
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:20,
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Is your birthday near Christmas then?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:27,
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eleven days beforeDJ's birthday is around this time of year, and no-one ever gave him an Easter Egg with the words 'that's for your birthday too'. So why is it fair that I got combined birthday/xmas presents? It's not like they didn't know my birthday was coming. It's the same fucking day every year! Plan better, you miserable gits!
Well, I feel better for getting thta off my chest.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:30,
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Anything else you'd like to get off your chest?I could do with a new hammock
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well get Al to send a pair of his speedos then(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:34,
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You're an intelligent womanCan you see why one might be preferable to the other?
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this is obviousthe bra means you won't spend your time with an aching persisting erection
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:38,
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Amberl drifts towards a conversation about huge breasts as if caught in the Death Star's tractor beamalso; correct
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I expect a score for my gibe please(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:45,
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If it helps, I know brothers who have birthdays on the 24th & 25th of December(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:33,
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Do you at least getbetter presents that anyone else, as they're for 2 things?
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no.not usually. Or I'd get money, but only what they would give for one thing rather than both, if you know what I mean.
I'm really not as greedy as I'm making myself sound, I promise.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:36,
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Well, I'd be upset if I was youWe have a few in our family that are very close to Christmas, they get one present for 2, but it's a far better present.
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My brother's is 3rd JanuaryThe day we usually went back to school, as well as getting combined presents. Poor sod.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:35,
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one of my brothers in law is that day.The other is 23 December, and mr b3th's is 6 January.
I'm not sure when his dad's birthday was, but his mum's was at the beginning of April. There may well have been some kind of repeated 'gift' going on there.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:39,
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my brother is the 26thso my mother gives him a second small birthday in June, because he gets so upset about it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:35,
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My birthday is in July and my brother's is in DecemberHe did end up with fewer presents, but usually bigger. I'd say it was a wash.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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Oh no, I was conceived at Christmas/New Year'sI WAS A FUCKING PRESENT ARRRRGH
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:30,
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From your daddy to your mummy.With a big sweaty grunt I should imagine.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:33,
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I bet he said "Yeah, fucking enjoy THAT" as he spurted up her chuffthen he rolled over, wiped his cock on the curtains and fell asleep while her mum used tissues as a poor substitute for the morning after pill.
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You wouldn't like it, my family are vegetarian :P(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:39,
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Okay 1) your mum is still partial to a bit of meatand 2) why bother taking them to Tayyabs then?
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You do realise my "parents" and my parents are 2 different sets of people?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:48,
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I don't see why that's badwhat's a better present than a lovely baby.
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A lovely baby, yes.A baby that didn't want to be born and spent the first week of her life sulking and sleeping, not so much.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:39,
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I don't see why that can't happen specially if what you please to do is to have children. In any case, they're a lot less demanding than pet, and it seems no one has a problem with having a dog or cat at home.
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We have pet ratsBecause they live in a cage so only come out when we have time to play with them. Also because they only live 2-3 years and Ms Foxtrot regards anything longer than that as "too much like commitment"
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How long have you been together?You see? Can you go on holidays for several days without having to annoy someone to go and feed your rats while you're not there?
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9 years, 2 months and 4 daysLuckily her Dad is a vet and the whole family are animal lovers so arranging care for them is no problem!
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Yes I willWe shouldn't do anything about being soppy. It's probably the main thing keeping us from engaging in illicit sexual congress
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You're probably rightwhen it's so sweet you get to the point when you can't imagine sex with that person, as it'd be wrong. Not that I'm there yet, but I think we're doing ok.
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WellIn catholithism (sp) it's a sin to have impure thoughts. You can sin with tought, word, act or omission. Those are the 4 ways of having it wrong.
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We're both fucked then aren't weMight as well act "act" to the list..
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I knowNothing we can do to save ourselves. Unless you really regret what you've done wrong.
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I don't, but I'm not Catholic anywayAnd if it does turn out that the Catholics were right all along, I am absolutely buggered regardless of what I do and don't do with you!
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YesThat's another way of thinking about it. Oh, well... if we're going to do it wrong, let's do it wrong properly, eh?
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This is something I really don't want to think about over lunch.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:19,
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Satan is the next door neighbour's Pitbull(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:27,
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hahaWell, think about it: Ruler of the underworld, knows everything you've ever done and makes you spend eternity paying for it - has to be a woman, shirley?
And I can't imagine with all that fire and brimstone, she has a particularly fresh and fragrant mimsy.
I just put too much thought into that, didn't I?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:32,
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I don't care for tunaso I can support this position.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:19,
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Some species of tuna are almost fished out,but others such as Yellow Fin have plentyful stocks. It is all down to buying the correct stuff.
Tinned stuff is minging though whatever type it is. Fresh grilled steaks, eaten at a spanish promenade cafe are ace.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:24,
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Tuna steakgriddled rare with lime juice and melted butter = WIN
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:32,
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