I don't see why that's bad
what's a better present than a lovely baby.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:36, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Scalextric

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Well yeah
Or a big Lego. I love Lego. And Playmobil.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

A wire hanger two weeks later

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Ouch
That's disgusting, even for you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

A lovely baby, yes.
A baby that didn't want to be born and spent the first week of her life sulking and sleeping, not so much.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

week twenty years
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

The next 18 years of your life to do with as you please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I don't see why that can't happen
specially if what you please to do is to have children. In any case, they're a lot less demanding than pet, and it seems no one has a problem with having a dog or cat at home.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

We have pet rats
Because they live in a cage so only come out when we have time to play with them. Also because they only live 2-3 years and Ms Foxtrot regards anything longer than that as "too much like commitment"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

How long have you been together?
You see? Can you go on holidays for several days without having to annoy someone to go and feed your rats while you're not there?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)

9 years, 2 months and 4 days
Luckily her Dad is a vet and the whole family are animal lovers so arranging care for them is no problem!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)

That's more than 3 years
I suppose you're a winner there.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I was a winner after one day
But thank you :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

You're so soapy sometimes
:)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I am with you
cos you're just as bad as me!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Guilty, I am
What can we do?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I keep giving you ideas
but you tell me they're "wrong"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Oh, no
I meant about being soapy! You use any excuse to tempt me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Yes I will
We shouldn't do anything about being soppy. It's probably the main thing keeping us from engaging in illicit sexual congress
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

You're probably right
when it's so sweet you get to the point when you can't imagine sex with that person, as it'd be wrong. Not that I'm there yet, but I think we're doing ok.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Me either
but we can THINK whatever we like!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Well
In catholithism (sp) it's a sin to have impure thoughts. You can sin with tought, word, act or omission. Those are the 4 ways of having it wrong.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)

We're both fucked then aren't we
Might as well act "act" to the list..
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I know
Nothing we can do to save ourselves. Unless you really regret what you've done wrong.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I don't, but I'm not Catholic anyway
And if it does turn out that the Catholics were right all along, I am absolutely buggered regardless of what I do and don't do with you!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Yes
That's another way of thinking about it. Oh, well... if we're going to do it wrong, let's do it wrong properly, eh?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)

This is something I really don't want to think about over lunch.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)