*explodes with incandescent rage*
Yes. Yes you have.

I should stress she's a Ballroom teacher, which is the most technically complex kind of dancing I've ever come across. It's not like teaching Salsa, anyone can do that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I couldn't
I promise you that
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I shall revise
Anyone with a modicum of dancing experience will find Salsa very, very easy. Very little technique, just lots of wiggling and arm leads. Piece of fucking piss.

We're going to a competition at DisneyLand Paris in December which is (slightly dubiously) dubbed the World Championships. We're going to enter the Salsa category just to see if I can become World Champion of a dance I don't even like.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

*crosses fingers*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

My hips wouldn't wiggle even if I wanted them to, i thought only girl hips wiggled
biology innit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Nah mate
They way it works is, you settle your weight over one hip as you stand on it, then bend the knee as you transfer the weight across. Repeat. Now you're gay.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

they wiggle back and forth when you're doing the sex, no?
or are you the sort that just lays there?
lazy
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

They thrust back and forth
This is not the same as dancing unless you're pervert
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

you said your hips wouldn't wiggle even if you wanted them to
thrusting and wiggling aren't far off
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Not that side to side or figure of eight kind of way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

could still be considered dancing though

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Why not go on "So you think You Can Dance"?
Which appears to have a budget of 10p
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Sadly I am both too old and too crap
Everyone on that show has been dancing since they could stand. I keep encouraging my friend Lauren to go on it, as she's been dancing since she could stand. And is REALLY hot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Sounds much like how I dance anyway.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I dance by standing at the bar drinking and occasionally nodding my head

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Actually, you're right, this sounds much more like how I dance.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)

*is satisfied with rage response*
I cannot salsa.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)