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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Men have hard bodiesOkay, that's enough, I'm off to lie down in a darkened room.
*swoons*
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:01,
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The bottom half of my body is hard.The top half has a definite layer of soft.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:03,
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You need to start running up the steps of some large museum type buildingand then punching animal carcasses in a giant fridge.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:05,
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Sounds like my perfect day out.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:07,
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Bones are hard, And I am skinny, does that count?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:12,
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Your g/f is sensibleEveryone needs a bit of meat on their bones.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:21,
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I dont get hungry easily EDIT: it just occurred to me that as a rural type you have started this threadlet to find useful potential farmhands to kidnap
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:21,
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You cant fool meI may be city folk but I know that 96% of all haystacks are made to cover up secret dungeons
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:27,
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No, no, no that's not true. Not at all.Don't believe what you read in the newspapers. It was slanderous, all of it. Absolute rubbish. They were store rooms!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:36,
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since when do store rooms have shackles? (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:39,
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Oh, them?They're for drying out the sheep. I thought everyone knew that.
You townies!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:43,
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Well I suppose sheep are sort of like giant walking towels (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:46,
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The only thing hard about me is scull, it's quite thick.Bit if any time you want to see if my squishy bits go hard, even if it's just for two minutes or soo, you'd be more than welcome.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:18,
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.... and yet, despite all I say, I _still_ manage to look you in the eye when we meet up.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:19,
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I still want to be a desirable woman you know!I *have* to have it both ways. I want to be respected for my intelligence, wit and humour but I also want to be a sex object.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:37,
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That's what I mean, despite all the decrepited thoughts I have of you dressed in a......puff ball meringue wedding dress, with huge puffed sleeves and a frilly neckline, and 25ft train....designed by David and Elizibeth Emmanual*. Despite the thoughts of you remembering when a Prawn Cocktail was served in an Avacardo for the first time and devowering it whole as the epicentre of gastric fassion, and it making me "Oh Gee Oh Gosh". Despite the thought of sitting with you in the conservatory (actually having a place with a conservatory in the first place) listening to Radio 4 and not saying anything, just being content (and a little bit ravinious)....
....I still manage to look you in the eye, when I see you.
* I'm still straight, I just googled "Princess Diana Wedding Dress".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:50,
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Ah, thank you GonzI'll remember that.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:19,
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